posted on September 19, 2000 01:17:13 PM
Ebucks001956 In The Lair
In the Lair of Payola
DR.Riplee and Ritas
"No Ritas. It aintn any ha'nted room."
" It's more simpler then any great spooker whiskey store."
"Ritas, wevin gots to just give away ours chickens to maken enough mighty good money." "Our chickens an such aint ha'nted and its justin a dark fool thinkn you'are a doin." "They justn one bottle of whiskey in the house and its aint nie empty."
"Ritas, yous know I lov ya till deathness."
"The mighty sicken facts is that our flead chekins just wont bring cash coin at any respectuable table of stores." Ours chekins are must to far from fat and they're aint sellin none."
" Well..DR.Riplee , I aint just understandin how given such sick hens away is also gointo make the cash box heavy."
"Ritas hony, you aint nothing closer to a business girl than thatn other part of yours family." " I justn cant loose this chekin farm because we got bad chekins." "You known that DR Riplees Chekin farms was the very nie first in the great Caesars valley."
"Now just a listen Ritas." "Wes goins to giv up chekins for free for a all next years."
"Riplee.., its aint foolish?"
"Girl."
"Girl, this isn big businesses." "Everyones we knows closes to 22 miles or longer eats ups checkins." " Ifin weren luckiest of alls of them , we shouldst give aways thousands of flea bitens checkins by nextn spring plant'ns times." "We's goin to just give em away frees."
"Dr Riplee." Youis the smartest of allofum childrens out of the 14 or so childrens,but its not makin must kina sense."
"It's days and dark simples Ritas."
"Oncen we givs ups chekins for a long years worth - allthem other chekin robbin sellers will bes sound asleep and brokes."
"Whens theys leave the valleys, we's goins to bein the goodness as wes will have the only chekins."
"Once upons that times, we's going to charge mores moneys for our only checkins..in the entire up and downs valley."
"Dr Ripless...it's the devils inside ya."
"Dr..theres not anyways that alls of them far checkins farmers wontn just give up their finer fat hens for free...theyll justas goes broke then giveus fat hens on the square."
"Rita's." "All those fat checkin farms owners will just go aways broke like the wind down the hole." " This here Dr Riplee Checkins farms wil have alls the customers for chicins."
"Whens they goes broke..."
"Dr Riplee farms cans charge any moneys wes want as we has the only live chicens in Ceasurs vally."
"Ritas hony...They ares goin to be so happy to pays us the two bit quarter for checkins when we's promised to always be awful free."
" The hands done dealt on the barrel."
"We's the only good free for a while checkin farmer."
"That quarters might startn some little trouble..buts, It's too much scary to worries much now."
"Yesn Ritas we lieds..but, thisn bigs businesses."
"Hells nations Ritas...it's only goin to be two bits."
posted on September 19, 2000 01:47:24 PM
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
[ edited by amalgamated2000 on Sep 19, 2000 02:05 PM ]
posted on September 19, 2000 01:56:10 PM
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
