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 ripvanwinkle
 
posted on September 25, 2000 05:26:30 PM
You'll have to excuse me, but I've been asleep for the last 20 years. What is this EBAY?

WHat is a functionality? It sounds like something that works very rarely.

Who is Meg and why is she thought of as being such a #*!@?

Why does everyone keep saying "it's only a dollar"? Has the value of the dollar dropped that much?

Who is Mr. Lister and why is everyone so mad at him?

Since when has the "n" word meant "negger"?

Why do so many people refer to it as "My Ebay"? How many people own this thing anyway?

Why do people keep saying that the announcement board just posted that Pres. Lincoln has been assassinated?

What do the 2 F's in FVF stand for...or should I even ask?

Why are so many people saying that Ebay is the best place to get a good deal on a kidney?

What is a hard outage and where can I get one?

Why are snipers somewhat celebrated?

Who is Pierre and why has he found so many beanie bean bags a new home?

Are he and Meg brother and sister...or are their parents brother and sister?


 
 noteye
 
posted on September 25, 2000 06:29:51 PM
Rip, it was all just a dream.

Go back to sleep.



noteye



A sad Texan once commented "I Wish it would rain, not so much for myself, I have seen rain before. But, for my 10 year old son."
 
 AnnieJean
 
posted on September 25, 2000 06:55:27 PM
Rip: eBay is "Only a Venue" Avenue if you stick the words together.

Functionality is not a word, so don't waste time thinking about why it is not working.

Meg is Top Banananana or hot tamale, or something like that?

It's only a dollar in the US. It's a dollar fifty in Canada and who know what else for all the other where elses!

Mr. Lister is Mr. Missed-er. I think everyone is mad at him because his uncle is Major Domo.

The n word has many meanings. Negger is only one of them. Negim is another.

My eBay is your eBay is our eBay is eBay, isn't it?

Do they? Really? And he was such a nice man, Mr. Lincoln was.

Fire Trucks! C'mon, everyone knows that!

Because it is!

http://www.viagra.com

Because snipers do it best! heheheheh

Pierre is the French Chef who runs the eBay cafe.

His parents were also French Chef's - which explains a lot.

[ edited by AnnieJean on Sep 25, 2000 07:03 PM ]
 
 
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