posted on October 19, 2000 06:47:06 PM new
Here's an excerpt from Meg's Quarterly report from the announcement board:
"Lastly, I would like to give you an update on our technology efforts. As we outlined to you last month, we have made significant progress insite stability and scalability. Our site again performed above the 99 percent level this quarter. "
What color is the sky in her world. 99%!!!!
It's barely 50% this week alone.
Down half the time is her definition of progress. OY!
posted on October 19, 2000 06:55:48 PM new
Yeah! And where the am I gonna sell my USED PANTIES now?? Not to mention my MONKEY PORN!!
Drawers full (no pun intended!) of elephantine Victoria knickers just begging to be saved from the washer; now that sanctimonious witch has put her foot down (preferably in spiked heels)!
Between MUSK WHO SMELLS! and MEG WHO SPEAKS WITH FORKED TONGUE, the whole online auction wxperience has begun to wear on my TENDER sensibilities!
posted on October 19, 2000 07:30:30 PM new
Okay, let's do the math:
13 weeks in one quarter = 91 days.
91 days x 24 hours = 2,184 hours.
Scheduled downtime is - what, 4 hours/week? x 13 weeks = 52 hours.
Maximum "up" time per quarter = 2184 - 52 = 2,132 hours.
So to keep within the 1% max downtime goal, the total UNscheduled downtime per quarter should be 21.32 hours or less.
