posted on February 22, 2001 07:18:01 PM new
Jesus is Watching
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you!"
The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell the burglar heard again, "Jesus is watching you!"
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses!" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."
posted on February 22, 2001 08:00:13 PM new
cheesy jokes! I like it! Need to laugh as I am packing to move tomorrow and nothin to laugh about there! Dust is an amazing animal!
posted on February 22, 2001 08:55:30 PM new
Wow, I am curious. What would the person that wears a "z"bra look like? Could you auction this "z"bra on ebay?
-Trey
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