posted on April 4, 2001 09:17:08 AM
We need to create a viagra wight loss product and we'll really do some good.
I'm working on a bidder's remorse pill that will assist nonpaying bidders in keeping their contractual obligations. It should be out in a few weeks and should rake in millions!
posted on April 4, 2001 10:31:01 AM
Why sure! I can send you around 100 non paying bidder's email addresses right away. Could we put some form of itching powder in the pill also?
posted on April 4, 2001 02:13:11 PM
There is one auction right now that says something like "Lose 125 lbs by May". (Not exact wording but you get the drift). And it has around 20 bids at $19.95...
posted on April 5, 2001 12:46:53 AM
I'm currenty working with a company to produce a pill that is perfect for everyone. It's called the Uni-pill. It's a pill that has great potential for both sexes. For men, it will eliminate balding, build muscles, restore youthful sexual vigor. For women, it will enlarge breasts, reduce hip size, and end the sagging face.
My estimates are that within 1 week, I'll retire comfortablly.
