posted on May 4, 2001 08:50:08 PM
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN....
YOU REALIZE THAT WEARING SHADES DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL..IT MAKES YOU A ROOKIE.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN...
YOUR KIDS START TO CALL YOU BY YOUR EBAY ID.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN...
YOUR HUSBAND RATES YOUR HOUSEKEEPING SKILLS WITH A POSITIVE,NEUTRAL OR NEGATIVE.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN...
YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "SNIPE" IS.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN...
YOUR CHILDREN ARE BIDDING ON YOUR AUCTIONS TO GET THEIR TOYS BACK.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN...
YOU BUY A CANDLE FOR $15.00 THAT YOU CAN GO TO WAL-MART AND PICK UP FOR $2.00
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN...
YOU BRAG TO YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE GREAT CANDLE YOU GOT.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN...
YOUR MAILMAN BACKS INTO YOUR DRIVEWAY TO DELIVER YOUR MAIL.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN...
THE ONLY TIME YOU SEE YOUR FRIEND IS IN THE EBAY CHATROOM.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN...
YOUR FEEDBACK RATING HAS MORE DIGITS THAN YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN...
YOUR KIDS HAVE QUICKLY LEARNED "IN A MINUTE" TRANSLATES TO "GET IT YOURSELF..I'M ABOUT READY TO SNIPE A BEANIE BABY".
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN...
YOU BID UP A USED BARRY MANILOW CD TO $31.55 JUST TO LET THE HIGH BIDDER MZPIGGY178 KNOW..."WHO'S THE BOSS".
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO EBAY WHEN...
YOU SIT ONLINE ALL DAY AND HAVE AQUIRED A BAD CASE OF "EBAYBUTT"
posted on May 6, 2001 12:04:47 AM
posted on May 5, 2001 10:14:36 AM
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You know you are addicted to eBay when ...
.... your cellar is full of stuff
.... your living room is full of stuff
.... your closets are full of stuff
.... your garage is full of stuff
