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 shop4shoes
  		posted on May 14, 2001 10:53:33 PM new
All of these questions were sent to me today. I have cut and pasted the emails.



Email subject: Shirt

hey do we pay you first then get the shirt?

This is the letter that started it all. I knew my day would go downhill from there.


Email subject: I'll buy it!

Hi please e- mail me the other costs and I'll send you a check or whatever
you would like.

The person with this email address has never won an auction from me. I don't know what the heck she wants to buy.



Email subject: Wrong shipping

Why don't you ship to Canada? We are not really outside the United States, our borders touch.

I don't even have the strength to reply to this one.



email subject: shoe color

In your description you say the pumps are red. They look red in the photos. Are they really pink?

WHAT!!!!



email subject: Shipping

Your ad says you won't ship outside the U.S. Would you make an exception for Washionton DC?

Thanks in advance.

I give up




[ edited by shop4shoes on May 14, 2001 10:55 PM ]
 
 wallypog
  		posted on May 14, 2001 11:16:40 PM new
ROFLOL! I hope it was only a 'Monday' and that things get much better for you.

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http://www.wallypogsbog.bizland.com
 
 misscandle
  		posted on May 14, 2001 11:20:54 PM new
Funny stuff.

Where is "Washionton" anyway? Is it near Washington?


 
 rarriffle
  		posted on May 15, 2001 02:28:24 AM new
Thank you shop4shoes, its always nice to start the day with a chuckle or three.

 
 xenainfla
  		posted on May 15, 2001 05:07:37 AM new
Mine just recently

Email subject: XXX on Ebay

Dear Seller,

Since your item didn't meet reserve - what are you willing to sell it for?

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This letter was received 2 hours after the item went up for sale. DUH!!!!! Of course it didn't make reserve YET!!!


 
 eventer
  		posted on May 15, 2001 05:25:59 AM new
Why don't you ship to Canada? We are not really outside the United States, our borders touch

Guess we can officially claim Mexico as another state now, too!

 
 shop4shoes
  		posted on May 15, 2001 05:29:06 AM new
I just opened my email. These cuties were waiting on me.


Email subject: Item xxxxxxx

Hi,
I love the photos in your ad. Your wife's feet look sexy in heels. Would you like to trade foot and high heel photos? I have a huge collection of my wife that I can trade for photos of your wife.

I hope we can come to an arrangement.


Thanks

I am the one in the photos in my ad. I am a woman and have no wife. I don't want photos of someone elses feet.



Email subject: you are crazy

Who the he** do you think will buy that piece of crap for $2000. It is worth about $500 and I am not even taking into consideration the crap stains that are visible in your photos.

Your ad has made my coffee taste bad. I hope ebay kicks you off.


I sell shoes. I do not, nor have I ever had anything listed for $2000. All of my items are new. What could anyone possibly be selling with visible crap stains for $2000.Maybe my email address is similar to another seller's.









edited due to rowdy italics.

[ edited by shop4shoes on May 15, 2001 05:35 AM ]
 
 zeenza
  		posted on May 15, 2001 05:48:52 AM new
Just a thought here, but could these emails not pertaining to anything you sell be coming from
Ebays
Fantastic
Ask the seller a question
service?




 
 shop4shoes
  		posted on May 15, 2001 06:28:07 AM new
Several of them are through ask a question. The others I am not sure how they got my email.
 
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