candibates1
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:16:36 PM
Gang
I think I learned my lessons from all of your criticism! Thank you so much! Here is my latest...what do you think?
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=590438570
cb
[ edited by candibates1 on May 17, 2001 02:17 PM ]
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toke
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:25:03 PM
Wow. Can't read any of it. 
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Capriole
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:29:27 PM
Okay...let me confess it here and now:
A correctly exposed photograph of your item is worth 50 animated gifs.
Dump the blinding psychodelic background, it's killing off your text.
Grab a work lamp out of the garage, then reshoot the hula doll.
Better yet, take the item outside on the deck on a cloudy day ("God's Neutral Density Filter" and take a couple of pix.
Go to vidpro2's site
www.auctionbytes.com on the right hand side there is a short cut to taking better pix...it's the best on the web.
I have a cable modem, but your humble 14.4 or 28.8 customers might fall out of love with you!
Best of luck!
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RichieRich
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:30:12 PM
Ditto!!!!
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nefish
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:33:52 PM
ROFL! Great auction! I can tell you took everyone's words to heart.
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ashlandtrader
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:37:18 PM
Hah!
Love your sense of humor! :0)
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toke
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:38:21 PM
She's looking for help, for heaven's sake. Is there some problem with trying to give her some?
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Capriole
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:41:11 PM
Toke,
Read the other thread...we're being "funned"
Heck, I thought with that much feedback, either she's blind or her customers are!
LOL
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toke
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:43:56 PM
capriole...
You think? I posted to that thread...thought it was legit?
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candibates1
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:44:17 PM
Toke
Your kindness is appreciated very much! I do, however, have my tongue firmly in my cheek.
cb
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shaani
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:44:41 PM
Perfect! Keep up the good work! 
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candibates1
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:45:58 PM
Everyone
The first post was definitely legit! I really needed the criticism, which helped substantially!
I thought it would be funny to act as if everyone's suggestions didn't mean a hill of beans to me and post the worst auction of all time.
Did I do it?
cb
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toke
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posted on May 17, 2001 02:47:20 PM
Well...duh... Thank god...I thought you had lost your mind...lol...
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carat01
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posted on May 17, 2001 03:39:31 PM
ROTFL - Thanks, I needed a good laugh! Obviously, not everyone shares your sense of humor but loved it!
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capotasto
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posted on May 17, 2001 04:03:22 PM
cb -- please post your template here, I think we all should make our auctions that cool!!
(Course, we might not sell much, but just think of the entertainment we'll provide to bored browsing buyers.)
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candibates1
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posted on May 17, 2001 04:08:19 PM
It might start cardiac arrest, also!
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morgantown
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posted on May 17, 2001 04:17:47 PM
Now that was FUNNY! Thank you! Hey, may I copy that kewl UPS guy? I'd like to put him on one of my web pages. Do you have any USPS guys?
MTown
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joice
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posted on May 17, 2001 04:23:01 PM
Hello Everyone,
I'm afraid I have to lock this thread as we have no way to prove the originator of the thread is the same person holding the auction.
Besides, links to auctions are against the CG's
Joice
[email protected]
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