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 margaret5
 
posted on October 21, 2001 02:25:55 PM
Had to post this. These are hillarious. Ebay deleted them. The mailman saw!

http://cheezerules.tripod.com/harrybalsaksent.html

Thank you for the ham sandwich.



 
 margaret5
 
posted on October 21, 2001 02:27:49 PM
read the userid they were left under and then the feedback for the full effect.



 
 mcjane
 
posted on October 21, 2001 03:01:32 PM
Very funny, I love stuff like that.

There is another guy who leaves funny
feedback, think his name is Andy or something like that. I read it here quite awhile ago. Anyone remember & know who he is?

 
 ascorti
 
posted on October 21, 2001 03:30:34 PM
andy46477

 
 margaret5
 
posted on October 21, 2001 04:06:28 PM
these are by andy46477. They are ones that ebay mass deleted.

 
 mcjane
 
posted on October 21, 2001 05:11:41 PM
Didn't know it was the same person. They are funny, eBay has no sense of humor.
[ edited by mcjane on Oct 21, 2001 08:35 PM ]
 
 margaret5
 
posted on October 21, 2001 06:35:05 PM
I am surprised that they didn't make each and every user go through square trade.



 
 meltdown891
 
posted on October 21, 2001 07:34:13 PM
Those were hysterical. Too bad eBay has no sense of humor.

 
 kiddo2
 
posted on October 21, 2001 07:50:34 PM
OH GAWD...THE TEARS ARE ROLLING 'AN MY SIDES ARE KILLIN ME...THIS GUY MISSED HIS CALL...WHAT A ONE LINER...FUNNNNNNY!..whoa...I'm comin down now..whew! I needed that I will read the next 500 tomorrow...I will set my alarm..
kiddo2
 
 avaloncourt
 
posted on October 21, 2001 08:21:37 PM
Yes, indeed. There are some real gems in there. I also enjoyed reading some of the respones to the feedback. Some didn't appreciate it but others played along.

 
 mcjane
 
posted on October 21, 2001 08:37:49 PM
I liked the response where they said:

"I didn't think they allowed 12 year olds on eBay"

 
 margaret5
 
posted on October 21, 2001 08:59:11 PM
some of my favs!

User: bell-man (41) Date: 07/25/99, 11:16:36 PDT
Praise: Say it! Say DING!


User: plaything (1) Date: 07/25/99, 10:13:53 PDT
Praise: Yes you are. I bid on your items just to mess with you. I won't pay. It was fun.

User: hoarder (64) Date: 07/25/99, 11:16:03 PDT
Praise: Give it back! Give it back! You can't keep all of them!

User: zool (26) Date: 07/25/99, 11:02:54 PDT
Praise: Vego, why am I drippings with goo?

(remember the movie ghostbusters?)

User: asdf (24) Date: 07/25/99, 10:59:20 PDT
Praise: jkl;

(look at your keyboard)

User: phonecall (1) Date: 07/25/99, 10:11:08 PDT
Praise: Rrrrring! Rrrrring! Rrrrring! (It's probably for you) Rrrrring!

User: a.p.b (50) Date: 07/25/99, 10:57:41 PDT
Praise: Suspect is wearing a large black coat and is completely naked. Has no coat.

User: toejam (4) Date: 07/25/99, 10:52:17 PDT
Praise: What on God's green earth did you use for packaging material?!?! Ugh!

User: saltybob (6) Date: 07/25/99, 10:28:31 PDT
Praise: I licked Bob, he was very salty. Blood pressure skyrocketed, still recommend!

User: pullmyfinger (94) Date: 07/25/99, 10:22:56 PDT
Praise: If I PUSH your finger instead, will your colon go agape and suck in air?

....

well actually, they are all my favorites. I dunno where the guy came up with this stuff. I still get into a giggling fit when I read them.









 
 rca001
 
posted on October 22, 2001 05:21:51 AM
At one point, Andy was invited and joined the AuctionWatch boards. He was honestly flattered by all the praise of his feedback. Someone (does anyone remember who?) hired him to write some eBay ads for her.
rca001

 
 kiddo2
 
posted on October 22, 2001 07:04:56 AM
Ebay ads!!??? what a waste!...these "crazy" cyberspace ID's and generated humorous responses should be put into book form and sent to a publisher by the author ONLY, of course, for all computer geeks delight everywhere! It is a first, I do not think it has been done before. The space age joke book of all time! It would make the best seller list for sure ,so pertinent to the age of the computer, and hopefully truckloads of $$$ for this comic genious..Internet ids (pun intended) do seem to have have a hidden agenda of personality duplicity as well as humor and this super sharp wit has nailed each & everyone on the head with super funny insight...It does us all so good to laugh at ourselves and right now, we need all the laughter we can muster..GOOD LUCK TO OUR TALENTED FRIEND!!!! I wish my boring ID had better potential roasting qualities...haha..kiddo2...whatch do with kiddo1?? Oh..split peronality, huh? OR kid-do-2 and needs a change...Nope ...just ain't that funny...lol
 
 margaret5
 
posted on October 26, 2001 12:14:37 PM
bumparoo


 
 pwolf
 
posted on October 26, 2001 05:12:59 PM
[ edited by pwolf on Oct 31, 2001 09:20 PM ]
 
 
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