posted on January 31, 2002 09:07:50 AM
I let a buyer go way too long to pay --darned Christmas fell on the 25th this year, right in the middle of the holidays -- and was trying to be creative with a haiku neg. It was fun so I wrote a couple more. Anyone else?
Surprised by Christmas
Can I pay January?
Please enjoy the neg.
eager for your check
empty mailbox holds much hope
postman brings much air
dear seller i think
your bauble shall not be mine
your T. O. S. stinks
posted on February 1, 2002 02:36:56 AM
How 'bout a limerick:
There once was a woman named Lynn
who loved to use B I N.
It used to be free.
without any fee.
But never ever again.
OR
There once was a dog named Meg
who loved to pee on peoples legs.
The stockholders cheered.
The sellers all jeered.
and gave her thousands of negs.
OR
I'm writing to say that you won.
This transaction is nearly done.
Please pay right away
and I'll ship the next day.
(After waiting for 3 weeks)
Man, this isn't any fun...
(2 Weeks later----Negging the deadbeat)
Deadbeat, deadbeat, stay away,
No response after 40 days
You bid all day.
and never pay
But leave me a neg anyway.
