posted on February 27, 2004 02:53:41 PM
How does one say to a catholic that he drives too fast??
ah, this is what is means right?
Showering culture of the men
1. If you sit down on your bed, take your dresses off and you throw on a heap.
2. Go fragment-naked into the bathroom. If you meet on the way your wife or friend, do not forget to move your basin in inviking kind in order to show it that you are proud on your part.
3. Regard in the bathroom mirror and draw in yourselves you your belly, in order to see whether you have naturally belly muscles (to have it none). If you admire the size of your Penis, scratch their genital organs and smell them a last mark their wonderful male smell, by them at your fingers schnueffeln.
4. Go under the shower.
5. Do not look for a face-cloth, you use none.
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash yourselves under the shoulders.
8. Furzen you loudly and look forward to the mad resonance in your shower cubicle.
9. Wash yourselves your genital organs and the portion drumherum.
10. Wash yourselves the back not to leave without thereby shame hair of your back part at the soap.
11. Take any shampoo and wash yourselves you your hair.
12. Open the duschvorhang and regard yourselves you with foam in the hair in the mirror. Tighten afterwards the duschvorhang again.
13. Do not forget, too pinkeln.
14. Rinse yourselves off.
15. Rise from the shower. Survey the water, which spread on the bathroom soil, because you tightened the duschvorhang not completely.
16. Dry yourselves volatilely. You let the wet duschvorhang natural drip off on the soil forwards instead of in the shower.
17. Regard yourselves in the mirror. If you harness their muscles, they draw in their belly and admire the enormous size of its Penis etc..
18. Do not rinse the showering tub out.
19. Start the heating and the light in the bathroom.
20. If you go, dresses only in a towel around the hips, to your heap of dress in your room back. If you meet on the way their wife or friend, do they open the towel, do show it your Penis with an elegant momentum of the hips, combined with a "Wow, have you the thing gesehn?"
21. Throw the wet towel on the bed. Tighten they within 2 minutes their old dresses again.
posted on February 27, 2004 06:10:56 PM
OH GOD! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
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posted on February 28, 2004 05:27:14 AM
Roads and Classic, glad you liked it! Found it on a german site of all things. European's sense of humor is so less touch'ier than ours.
I was hoping somebody would not come back and say they were "offended" by it. (Btw, I was raised catholic, but I can still laugh about alot of jokes at it.)
posted on February 28, 2004 05:34:50 AM
Neroter: We're still laughing over here in So. Calif. I printed it and showed it to my husband after we'd eaten supper, and he just roared. Since then, I've been wracking my brains to think which of our e-mail friends would most appreciate it (takes a special kind of humor, right?). So far I've settled on one friend and two children.
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posted on February 28, 2004 05:45:40 AM
OMG! LOL. I am married to Swiss and have been trying to figure out "Germglish" for years! This is sooooooooooo true!
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