posted on November 17, 2005 12:16:57 PM
Beth. Wake up. Smell the coffee. Wait, that's not coffee you smell, it's trouble.
My paypal is not approved
"And it never will be."
I have to have these on 11/22 for my boyfriend's birthday.
"Actually, it's not until 12/14, but if I create a sense of urgency I can get you to drop everything and cater to me."
All my credit cards were stolen.
"All my credit cards are maxed out."
I'm going to the post office right now.
"I'm going to watch Oprah right now."
I'm sending you a check.
"Actually, I'm not, but it sounds good, doesn't it?"
WILL YOU SEND THEM TODAY?
"It's a crazy gamble, but I'm betting you just might forget everything you know about doing business sensibly and ship these things to me without payment. Hey, I've got nothing to lose!"
posted on November 17, 2005 01:10:44 PM
Good one Fluff! I think the true translation of "I'll send you a check" though is that it's going to bounce higher than a rubber ball well after Nov 21st!!
Looks like boyfriend is going to have to find someone with more $ to ride on the back of his Harley!
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Top Five Excuses for Non-Payment of eBay Bills
By Mark O'Neill
AuctionBytes.com
February 22, 2004
After doing eBay for three years, I have met some really nice people but then again, I have met some real lunatics. I feel like I have heard every excuse under the sun for not paying, and I want to share some of those excuses with you for your entertainment. I guarantee these are all genuine excuses (genuine as in they were really used by non-payers and not invented by me), and all of them eventually paid up under threat of negative feedback.
Number One: "I didn't bid. My dog did. He must have hit the keyboard by mistake"
My response: "So let me get this right? Your dog logged onto the Internet, went to eBay, found my auction, entered the amount, then typed in your username and password, followed by hitting the "enter" key. Are you honestly saying this is what happened?"
Buyer's response: "Yes, amazing what animals can do isn't it?"
Number Two: "I can't have bid for this - I'm in Russia. They don't have computers in Russia."
My response: "If you're in Russia, where they allegedly don't have computers, what are you using to send this email to me?"
Buyer's response: "Er,...payment is on the way,...sorry!"
Number Three: "I accidently entered the wrong bid amount. I'm a blonde you know"
My response: No response, I was too busy laughing. She eventually paid.
Number Four: "I didn't bid for this book. I am a missionary in Africa and I don't have time to read books as I am too busy doing good acts for starving children. If you don't believe me, you can call me and I will verify where I am..."(He then proceeds to give me a German cellphone number...)
Number Five: "You have the wrong person. I'm totally mad you know. urrrrrrrghhhhhh!!! See, I'm totally nuts! How can I bid if I'm mad?"
