posted on July 5, 2006 06:15:18 PM new
Let's see if yer as Smart's as Fuzzy,,,,Fuzzy the Cat.....Fuzzo CAN count,,,,1.2.3. Jump!@ and he does.....so,,,,,I says O.k. Fuzz,,,,give me the California LOTTERY Numbers,,,His eyes get BIG,,,,,,,,Believe me, He CAN Talk,,,,and I,, do understand him as he does me,,,,,perfectly........Anyway, back to reality,,,,,Flash yer eyes for the numbers Fuzzy,,,,,He does,,,,,,,,,,,,6,,,,9,,,,,16,,,,18,,,31,,andthe MEGA 28.......
You must think we're CRAZY if YOU think we're gonna give the REAL numbers, there ALL off by + er Minus......
now come on,,,,,a Cat is gonna count to 31???? Nope,,,,,,I told him, count by 10's for SOME numbers and he REALLY SQUINTED for that Last MEGA........Number,,,,,,I thought he was taking a S,,,,,,,,by the look on his FACE..........
Schrimp,,,,,,Sardines,,,,,,Katnip,,,,,,creamed corn,,,,,LIVE bait!!!!!!!! hahahahaha,,,,,fuzzy,,, you get these Numbers and you WILL be treated BETTER than the KING you spoiled rotton guy already is........HE can start paying the AIR CONDITIONinG bill.......can you believe it,,,,,,,He MUST have AIR Conditioning....????? He IS the BEST,,,,,,,
posted on July 5, 2006 06:52:25 PM new
Yeah, Jack! Ralphie's a REAL GENIUS too!
I asked him: "What's on the outside of a tree?" and he replied: "Bark!Bark!"
I asked him: "What does sandpaper feel like?" and he replied: "Ruff!Ruff!"
I asked him: "who's afraid if the BIG BAD...?" and he replied: "Woof!Woof!"
Course, the true PROOF of his amazing GENIUS was amply demonstrated when I asked him: "What do ya think of DUMBO?" and he immediately went outside and peed on a BUSH!
posted on July 6, 2006 11:06:11 AM new
Well, Jack, all I can say is I hope you learned yer lesson?
Shameful to try and korrupt yer kitty with da wages of SIN!
As Ralphie sanctimoniously pontificates: "Get behind thee SATAN!"
Why, he's such a chivalrous innocent, that when he meets a "lady doggy," he eschews "sniff-sniff," preferring to throw his cape upon mud puddles, opening doors, offering stock tips, kissing da extended paw, etc...
