posted on May 27, 2007 01:34:59 AM new
Hi there ... Just a note to tell you that my mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants! To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc. ... Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me...
My response solves both my gas AND illegal immigrant problems....
I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car...
They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas... Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to spend it... Don't you love it when a plan comes together?