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 aintrichyet
 
posted on September 1, 2007 04:04:32 AM new
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675



 
 capolady
 
posted on September 1, 2007 05:18:38 AM new
That is a riot!!! Only a woman with lots of kids or only one kid plus a husband could have written that!!!
 
 neglus
 
posted on September 1, 2007 06:18:19 AM new
she also got $290 for a $15 pattern auction running at the same time. Guess people feel she needs the $ with 6 kids?
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 fluffythewondercat
 
posted on September 1, 2007 06:38:40 AM new
Golden Palace Casino was the high bidder on one of her previous auctions.

But according to her feedback, she's been writing stories to promote her auctions since at least 2005.

fLufF
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 merrie
 
posted on September 1, 2007 06:54:58 AM new
Good for her, cute reads.

Better than the dirty sock auctions!!

 
 TheFamilyBiz
 
posted on September 1, 2007 08:32:10 AM new
When the topic of writing more in your auctions to make it "fun" -- didn't a bunch of people say that would certainly be keyword spamming?

This is what I was talking about -- but certainly not something you can do if you're running hundreds of auctions at once though.

Wayne

Never explain -- Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
~ Elbert Hubbard
 
 fluffythewondercat
 
posted on September 1, 2007 08:59:36 AM new
Yes, Wayne, it is keyword spamming and most definitely in violation.

But I didn't want to spoil others' enjoyment here by pointing that out. (Or by mentioning that the story made me uneasy; it didn't quite ring true even as an exaggeration.) But since you brought it up...

As someone who had an auction wrongly obliterated for keyword spamming, I just shrug and move on. My auction title was:

MY HATPIN COLLECTION Some vintage some not

The use of the word "not" is what caused eBay to pull out its elephant rifle and go BLAM.

That's life on eBay.

fLufF
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 aintrichyet
 
posted on September 1, 2007 12:16:46 PM new
...another Erma Bombeck.

 
 classicrock000
 
posted on September 1, 2007 03:42:26 PM new
"The use of the word "not" is what caused eBay to pull out its elephant rifle and go BLAM"


Its about time they did this.I found it most annoying when I was looking at dvds.I would look for a certain title and the auction would read "The Hunt For Red October" dvd not vhs.
So every time anyone would list it this way,
I was getting a listing for the dvd and the vhs version,or they would list it vice-versa and the same thing would happen.Trival but annoying .Tell me what it IS not what it ISNT.


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 fluffythewondercat
 
posted on September 1, 2007 04:34:05 PM new
I agree that in your example the auction title was a no-no, because VHS had nothing to do with the item.

However, the "not" in my title wasn't deceptive. I had a lot of 8 hatpins. 5 were old and 3 were not. A title of "my hatpin collection some vintage some not" is not deceitful; it's an accurate description.

The word "not" is not always bad,

fLufF
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 kozersky
 
posted on September 1, 2007 04:38:18 PM new
MY HATPIN COLLECTION Many vintage pins.

Bill K-

http://www.kozersky.com
 
 
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