posted on July 26, 2001 04:16:57 PM
REPUBLICAN PARTY ANNOUNCEMENTS
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>> The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the
>> Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly
>> reflects the party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation,
>> halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
>> pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
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>> And, furthermore, it was reported today that at a White House staff
>> meeting last week there was a heated discussion about the health of Vice
>> President Cheney and his angina problem. President Bush interrupted and
>> stated emphatically that "Men do not have anginas." He was especially
>> perplexed when a staffer informed him that Cheney has "acute angina." >>
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