posted on August 14, 2001 03:58:55 AM new
Have you ever read the personal ads on the net of the local newspaper? I do on occassion. Some of these are really interesting, (strange). I swear, I haven't made this up. They are real copy and paste of actual ads from the net. A fun read!
# 1. Ok lets see.... I am 24 and newly single. If you want to know what I am looking for I really dont know right now but when I do you will be the first to know I am not really sure what to put here. So I guess you will have to just ask me and I will tell you what you want to know. I am a very open person it takes alot to shock me and that doesn't mean to write me sick preverted things! Oh yes one more thing NO MARRIED MEN!! One more time for you guys that cant get it NO MARRIED MEN!!!Ok I dont get it! Are you men not reading all of this? This is the fouth time you will see this in this ad "NO I MEAN NO MARRIED MEN AT ALL NONE!!!" If you still answer this and are married I will not write back to you so that just means you wasted your time and mine.
# 2. HI MY NAME IS LISA AND IM 32 YEARS OLD.IF YOUR SICK AND TIRED OF THE GAMES PEOPLE PLAY THEN IM THE ONE FOR YOU!!!IM LOOKING FOR MY SOULMATE MY TRUE FRIEND AND LOVER.IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET THEN PLEASE RESPONDED TO MY AD.
# 3. sweet, kind friendly, caring, sensitive, outgoing, enthusiastic, high for life, love shopping , hanging out, skateboarding,talking on the phone, meeting people. looking to be pampered, someone kind,sensitve, thoughtful, hot, affectionate and did i mention hot? (Can you guess the age of this one? If you guess 19, then your right!)
I am not really sure what to put here. So I guess you will have to just ask me and I will tell you what you want to know. I am a very open person it takes alot to shock me and that doesn't mean to write me sick preverted things! Oh yes one more thing NO MARRIED MEN!! One more time for you guys that cant get it NO MARRIED MEN!!!Ok I dont get it! Are you men not reading all of this? This is the fouth time you will see this in this ad "NO I MEAN NO MARRIED MEN AT ALL NONE!!!" If you still answer this and are married I will not write back to you so that just means you wasted your time and mine.