Mybiddness
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posted on December 2, 2001 10:10:45 AM
As I've warned you all I take my moderatin stuff very seriously. I'm glad to see that Helen has launched the first missle toward getting you bunch of wandering misfits under control.
I guess you thought that our "team" moderation would result in good cop/bad cop. Well, you're wrong. With us it's bad cop/bad cop. Helen will deal with HOW you speak and I will deal with the gross lack of alphabetization.
As co-moderator for this God forsaken joint I believe it's high time we tidied up.
First things first. It is imperative that we get all these threads into some kind of order. Proper alphabetization of said threads should be a priority. It's a matter of pride.
I don't have time for such things so I will be in charge of oversight. One of you should take on the responsibility of moving all threads in the forum until they are alphabetized. Once that is accomplished we can address each topic in an orderly fashion. Those threads that are deemed unacceptable (i.e. bush/ashcroft hating threads) should be moved off of the front page immediately.
I will return within the hour to check on your progress. No slacking!!!
Note to fellow moderator: Helen, please feel free to add to this list of orders.
Everyone else hush... I would not offend you all by saying shutup as the former moderator chose to.  Extremely poor judgement, I thought.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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enchanted
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posted on December 2, 2001 10:19:03 AM
saluting mybid... yes ma'am
Since this thread begins with a T, it seems we should bump as many other threads as possible to the top so that this one can sink to the bottom where it belongs, towards the end of the alphabet.
Am I interpreting the new policy correctly?
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Mybiddness
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posted on December 2, 2001 10:29:47 AM
Enchanted As you should well know, it is naturally understood that a moderator thread should stay at the very top... and, furthermore I will ask Helen to deal with your surlish behavior as soon as she returns. Surlishness toward moderation will not be tolerated. We will be civil.
The first mark of any decent society is it's ability to alphabetize.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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enchanted
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posted on December 2, 2001 10:34:39 AM
Man, you are tough.
I predict there will soon be a revolt and we will be chanting bring back krs.
I know, I know... I'm pushing the limits of your tolerance and practically inviting an enforced 30 day vacation... I like to live dangerously.
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Mybiddness
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posted on December 2, 2001 10:48:00 AM
bring back krs? He was a wimp... made no effort whatsoever to take control of this mess. One singular "shut up" does not a good moderator make. But of course, he's only a man... so we got what we expected.
You just wait til Helen returns. She'll have you begging for that 30 day vacation.
I'm off to the range... gotta kill supper so we'll have some meat on the supper table tonight.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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krs
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posted on December 2, 2001 10:52:41 AM
That's a very odd duck.
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Mybiddness
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posted on December 2, 2001 11:04:26 AM
Duck being better than chicken, of course.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 11:19:32 AM
Well, I warned you that Mybiddness is the meanest moderator. Now she is off to shoot some poor little innocent duck.
Helen
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 2, 2001 11:25:04 AM
My goodness My(how many cups of coffee have you had?)biddness! I've been gone for a day and come back to see this place out of control. (Has anyone sworn yet?  )
Is Helen moderating? "Oh, Helen.....I hope you're still not mad at me!!!!"
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 11:35:23 AM
Kraftdinner
I have ducks under consideration right now.
Hush!!!
A very odd duck...hmmmmm
Now, since Mybiddness did not indicate what kind of creature she intended to shoot... it could have been a deer or a chicken or a turkey.
But krs says That's a very odd duck!
Only one creature was mentioned by Mybiddness and that was Helen.
Now I believe that is a personal insult, Krs...calling the moderator a very odd duck.
So, You may consider this a warning that your posting privileges are in jeopardy.
Do not continue to post in this vein.
Helen
typo
[ edited by hjw on Dec 2, 2001 11:48 AM ]
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 11:39:48 AM
Ok, Kraftdinner.
I'm not mad at anybody. LoL
Just very, very cautious.
Helen
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 2, 2001 11:43:35 AM
Um....moderaors...KRS did moderate two times on his shift. He told me to "sit down". I found it to be very insulting and feel he should be taken to task for his remark.
Enchanted,maybe we should spend some time in the rafters today where it's safe.
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Mybiddness
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posted on December 2, 2001 11:48:09 AM
Helen I've been waiting for your return so that I could leave my shift and go to the bathroom. This bunch is so damned unruley we can't possibly leave them alone for even a second.
Btw, don't forget Helen... I'm supposed to be the paranoid one around here. (see my sig line)
I've seen no attempt at alphabetization. Do you people want to look like a buncha slackers or what? hummmphhh!
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 11:56:22 AM
Mybiddness
You said you were going to shoot an animal for dinner but you just went to the bathroom. Now you are telling me that I'M paranoid.
Well you are dam right about that.
That signature line should belong to me.
rawbunzil, if you and Enchanted go to the rafters please save a spot for me.
Helen
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 12:00:31 PM
Why is the alphabet under consideration.
We have enough problems here without worrying about order.
Good grief!
Helen
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enchanted
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posted on December 2, 2001 12:32:08 PM
Clearing a nice big space in the rafters, setting out the picnic blanket and popcorn...
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Mybiddness
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posted on December 2, 2001 12:38:33 PM
Helen If you'll think about it there is absolutely nothing peculiar or paranoi-provoking about my desire to go to the bathroom before I go shooting. Would you have me shoot a duck with a full bowel? Think girl, think!
As for paranoia I think it looks very unprofessional for us both to be paranoid at once. It seems to me that again, if you'll read my sig line closely I am only paranoid here. So, I have no where else to go to be paranoid. You on the other hand have the whole damned world opened up to roam freely with paranoia at will. I don't think I'm asking too much to be more paranoid, more often while I'm here than you are... There's a sentence in there somewhere, I'm sure.
Alphabetizing is a simple concept that I believe we should start them with... ease them in slowly. If we're very, very careful they won't even realize that they're being controlled. I notice an attempt has been made... maybe they just need a little guidance.
O.K. People... The alphabet starts with a freegin A!!!! Now, don't let me come back here from my wild goose chase to see the t's and s's before the A's.
Give me some back up Helen... I'm off to shoot a duck.
edited for crazy ubb
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
[ edited by Mybiddness on Dec 2, 2001 12:40 PM ]
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 12:41:45 PM
Don't shoot a duck wearing an orange hat.
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:02:33 PM
Helen please jump into the rafters anytime! Enchanted always has fresh hot buttery popcorn. I've always got tequila.[or rootbeer]
Mybiddness are you saying what you want to see is more T and A's ? I am getting confused. I thought you wanted us to alphabetize not get nekkid.
Where is Antiquary. He'll know what to do. He is very good at deciphering.
OK. So I edited. So moderate me.
[ edited by rawbunzel on Dec 2, 2001 01:05 PM ]
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:18:15 PM
Come on down from the rafters enchanted! Become a whiner or a troll (no charge). You get to pretend you're bossy and politically correct and stuff but just be careful of the new moderators (they're kind of dictatorial).
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:24:44 PM
rawbunzel
When the going gets tough, I'm up there!
Helen
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:45:49 PM
I think Antiquary is in hiding to avoid the quilting thread.
Where is Chococake? She has good answers!
And saabsister. I really didn't mean to insult that dam cat.
Isn't Julesy here?
Stockticker is awake but has gone beserk with the alphabet.
Helen
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snowyegret
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posted on December 2, 2001 03:45:53 PM
What the
duck? 
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 03:52:02 PM
Snowyegret
The theme today is ducks.
Helen
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snowyegret
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posted on December 2, 2001 03:56:14 PM
I can duck fast!
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose!
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 04:02:20 PM
Well you are a fast learner.
I think that you will survive the game.
Enchanted and rawbunzel have moved to the rafters.
Helen
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 2, 2001 04:04:42 PM
Everybody duck & cover!!!!
(Just kidding)
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snowyegret
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posted on December 2, 2001 04:27:10 PM
My goose is not cooked yet. 
But watch out for fowl play.
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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