stockticker
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:07:20 PM new
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saabsister
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:13:01 PM new
If we put an article in front of our threads, we can keep them near the top. Does "a" or "an" count?
ed.for noun/verb agreement
[ edited by saabsister on Dec 2, 2001 01:14 PM ]
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:26:26 PM new
Hey! I don't go for this alphabetical stuff! Who's (very silly) idea was this anyways? I think people that have to be organized to this extent are borderline obsessive/compulsive and I won't enable this quality by "joining in". So go ahead and play your games. People that need to play games are psychotic and probably don't like animals.
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saabsister
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:37:22 PM new
At the risk of sounding psychotic or obsessive/compulsive, I have to agree. (Although as a cat person, I obviously am not an animal hater.) This alphabetizing requirement is just too much trouble. We never had to do it in the past. If we have to alphabetize, we'll leave and our exit will bring AW to its knees. Neener!! Neener!!
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Mybiddness
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:41:31 PM new
I cannot tolerate being referred to (however subtly) as an animal hater!
Hell, I think cats taste every bit as good as chicken.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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saabsister
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:47:51 PM new
Dogs taste even better.
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:54:47 PM new
How hypocritical saabsister. You've ended up sounding like the very thing you abhor. (Shaking head and rolling eyes...)
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Mybiddness
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:57:48 PM new
Yes Saabsister- but dogs require more barbecue sauce or you get that nasty after-taste.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 01:58:09 PM new
Ok Let's tone it down! Cat people are sensitive.
Helen
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saabsister
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posted on December 2, 2001 02:01:27 PM new
I don't understand why you're attacking me, kraftdinner. I've never said anything mean to you. Why, I've even admired some of your posts.
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 02:03:06 PM new
ed to remove inappropriate remark by a moderator. 
[ edited by hjw on Dec 2, 2001 02:09 PM ]
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 02:12:34 PM new
History shows that threads like "cat people versus dog people" only serve to create unnecessary tension and this one is no exception.
Change the topic.
Helen
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 02:15:19 PM new
Mybiddness
Have you shot your dinner yet. It's getting dark.
Helen
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krs
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posted on December 2, 2001 02:20:51 PM new
Alpha
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 02:29:13 PM new
Beta
ed.wrong letter
[ edited by hjw on Dec 2, 2001 02:55 PM ]
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Mybiddness
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posted on December 2, 2001 02:51:54 PM new
Not yet Helen Ducks are slippery little critters. Everytime I catch one he escapes. At this rate it's lookin like another bean night for my house. 
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 03:01:33 PM new
Tomorrow is another day. Get an early start!
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 2, 2001 03:07:18 PM new
saabsister, I was only ACTING....(not bad, eh?) 
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 2, 2001 04:41:35 PM new
Moderator!! Moderator!!!
Please show me the exact place in the CGs [ community guidelines]where it says we have to alphabetize? I have been over them and over them and had my team of lawyers go over them and we don't see it anywhere. If you cannot show me where it says to alphabetize I am afraid I am going to have to complain to your supervisor and file a lawsuit.
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 04:54:53 PM new
rawbunzel
We are very sensitive to posters threatening lawsuits.
The rule to alphabetize is now obsolete.
In the future, your messages will be carefully examined.
Helen
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Mybiddness
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posted on December 2, 2001 05:03:05 PM new
I sense a rebellion. I slip away for only a moment to attempt a necessary poultry acquisition and the place falls apart.
We alphabetize because I have said it is necessary and as your duly elected moderator I get to say whatever I want without regard to CG's.
Helen, quit using smileys and being so nice. You're starting to make me look bad.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 05:07:01 PM new
Mybiddness
Quit telling me to quit. Who in the hell do you think you are? I have made the use of the alphabet obsolete.
WTF...do you want to be sued?
Hellen
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 2, 2001 05:08:27 PM new
Mybiddness... you were about as duly elected as say.....Bush!!!! LOL You were appointed. Just like Bush was.
*****snicker******
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 05:08:39 PM new
Mybiddness
If you haven't been paying attention, rawbunzel has consulted lawyers about this issue.
Hellen
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 05:10:29 PM new
Where in the hell have you been?
Out in the dark trying to catch a duck for dinner?
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 05:20:13 PM new
I'm concerned about a new poster reading this nonsense.
If you are new, we are just joking. LOL
Helen
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Mybiddness
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posted on December 2, 2001 05:20:49 PM new
Yeah Rawbunzel and guess what?
Bush is still President and I'm still moderator.  Get used to it baby... you created this monster! LOLOLOLOLOL
Helen You can't make alphabetizing obsolete. If we don't start sticking to the rules around this place it'll just go all to hell. Is that what you want to see? You're supposed to back me up... remember - bad cop/bad cop
And don't make fun of my duck problems.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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hjw
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posted on December 2, 2001 05:27:34 PM new
I consulted with Ashcroft and he told me that I can do any dam thing that I want to do....he said if he can destroy the constitution that I can abolish the alphabet.
Hellen
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Mybiddness
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posted on December 2, 2001 05:33:07 PM new
Of course Ashcroft agrees. His name starts with an A - Bush with a B - whereas Clinton was only a C...
It's my way of participating in the Republican conspiracy of alphabetizing the whole world... we have to begin in small places.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 2, 2001 05:42:13 PM new
Mybiddness...Cheney is also a C. I think only republicans are alphabetized.
I think my plan to turn them on each other may be working...
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