stockticker
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posted on December 7, 2001 12:23:21 AM new
Unlike all the previous bunch of whimpy Mods who were all talk and no action, your new Mods won't bore you with bloviation.
Piss us off at your peril. In fact, that's the only rule - don't piss us off.
 The Thread Police
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 7, 2001 12:40:44 AM new
Why, Hello Ms. Stockticker. I may call you Ms. Stockticker mayn't I?
I promise not to do anything on purpose to piss you off. 
What kinds of things might those be?
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enchanted
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posted on December 7, 2001 04:48:49 AM new
Uh-oh....
and we thought Rawbunzel was tough...
some guidance please, moderator? what exactly does piss you off (as you so delicately mentioned) for our edification?
Another question. Does sucking up work with you and chococake?
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snowyegret
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posted on December 7, 2001 05:02:46 AM new
Ms. Ticksticker, I will be off line most of the day, but I couldn't resist the chance to put my 2¥ in the moderation queue.
Same for chicletcot. 
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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plsmith
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posted on December 7, 2001 06:45:58 AM new
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stockticker
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posted on December 7, 2001 07:31:55 AM new
Hmmmm... I had the foresight to suspend everyone's posting privileges overnight so I could get a good night's sleep without interruption. Don't know how Snowyegret, Enchanted and PLSmith managed to post. Must have been a computer glitch.
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stockticker
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posted on December 7, 2001 07:37:08 AM new
{{sigh}} Rawbunzel, I purposely designed the new moderation rules in words of one syllable so that they could be comprehended by all the peabrains on this board. Now you require clarification???? The rules are incredibly simple and straight forward - DON'T PISS US OFF!
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twinsoft
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posted on December 7, 2001 07:45:40 AM new
Here's you mocha lattes, ladies.
I apologize for my sappy sweet personality lately. The doctor has me on some pretty strong narcotics since I wrecked my back at work last week.
Anyway, I'm sure you mods will do a better job than the last one. What a major beotch!
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plsmith
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posted on December 7, 2001 08:00:03 AM new
Hey, Snotsnicker, Twinshit is pissing us off!
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stockticker
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posted on December 7, 2001 08:25:55 AM new
{{{sigh}}} My patience is wearing thin. PLSmith, please concentrate your feeble mind and carefully read the new rules - there are only 4 little words to be read.
Who cares if Twinsoft pisses you off? You deserve it for not signing up as a moderator today when I was begging for a partner.
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saabsister
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posted on December 7, 2001 08:34:15 AM new
You are doing such a wonderful job as moderator. Less is truly more.
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plsmith
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posted on December 7, 2001 08:40:55 AM new
Oh, fine. Yet another Moderator who can't follow her own directives.
Your One Rule clearly states:
"DON'T PISS US OFF!" -- not once, but twice. Thinshaft is pissing us off. Come to think of it, so are you.
Gotta take my feeble self out to play in traffic now, otherwise I'd've been more than happy to teach you how to do your job
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stockticker
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posted on December 7, 2001 08:58:04 AM new
That's it! PLSmith, consider yourself suspended until you return!
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chococake
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posted on December 7, 2001 09:27:19 AM new
enchanted, sucking up is appreciated in the form of gifts. I do accept paypal!
twinsoft, seeing as your back hurts and the medication seems to bring out your sappy side, perhaps it would be better for you not to post at all today. I do have the hot line number to Santa Claus, and I will follow though with my earlier warming about informing him of your pervert status.
plsmith, it might do you well to find something else to do today rather than posting here and annoying the mods. May I suggest Christmas shopping?
As a matter of fact why don't you all find another means of entertainment today instead of wasting your time and ours with your petty grievances on this board.
Now, go away quietly and quit bothering us.
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 7, 2001 09:44:37 AM new
Stockticker and Chococake, my very favorite moderator in the whole wide world, I'll be out Christmas shopping as you suggest until about 2:30 today. Is that an acceptable amount of time?
I really don't want to piss you off,not till then anyway.
{{{{{{{{{{{Moderation team}}}}}}}}}}}}
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mybiddness
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posted on December 7, 2001 10:22:50 AM new
Another bad cop/bad cop? I thought Helen and I proved that this doesn't work? One of you has to be nice. Why don't you ask twinsoft to share his meds? Seems to be working for him.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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chococake
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posted on December 7, 2001 10:43:44 AM new
rawbunz, yes shopping will be good for you today, and this evening why don't you go out to dinner and see a movie. Come back around midnight.
mybid, I'm sorry you see my moderation as stern when I'm just trying to help everyone out here. Twinsoft should enjoy his meds in private and he needs the rest.
This is the holiday season and I'm sure you have many things to do rather then posting on this board. Buy and decorate your tree, bake some cookies. Be like rawbunz and go shopping.
Now get out of here and get something constructive done!
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krs
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posted on December 7, 2001 11:04:04 AM new
twinsoftissue hurts his back selling lilac water to old ladies.
What a waste. Did you work long enough to get you eliible for more unemployment benefits, leech, or is it a workman's comp claim that you're pressing?
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 7, 2001 12:44:12 PM new
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saabsister
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posted on December 7, 2001 01:08:56 PM new
Here's some food for the party.
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Antiquary
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posted on December 7, 2001 01:27:51 PM new
I took the moderators' advice and bought a Christmas gift for my wife online. Then worked outside. Almost seventy degrees today. Beautiful day here.
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snowyegret
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posted on December 7, 2001 01:49:56 PM new
It's fixed and
I'mmmmm baaaaccckkkk.
Mwaahhaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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hjw
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posted on December 7, 2001 02:58:09 PM new
Snowyegret 
We are so thrilled that you are baaaaccckkkk! We just hope that you know where you are tonight.
I'm ready to be evil.
Helen
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snowyegret
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posted on December 7, 2001 03:04:48 PM new
We can drive Ms Ticktock and Ms. Cocoshaq mad by being bad, bad, bad.
Isn't this the AW punic wars?
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 7, 2001 03:18:44 PM new
Oooooooo! I'm really getting scared now at the thoughts of snowy and Helen getting "Mad"........ Oooooooo!
Amateurs!! 
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hjw
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posted on December 7, 2001 03:18:50 PM new
Strange moderators...hiding from the evil posters. The resident historian, Irene, is really taking it easy today. She is probably so busy filing dossiers on everybody that she can't handle this job.
All this fluff agravates me. Bands and smiling tomatoes and cute little cupcakes and everything so rosy. Even Antiquary is talking about the lovely weather that he enjoyed and the lovely Christmas gift that he didn't even have to go shopping for.
Everything is too dam lovely.
So what can we fight about?
Helen
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 7, 2001 03:20:19 PM new
I'm back too!
Now,where are those moderators. I have the sudden urge to be an evil-doer and they are nowhere about.
Twinstickup,That last post calling the previous moderator a beotch was right on target. Boy am I glad she's gone. I heard they fired her!!!
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hjw
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posted on December 7, 2001 03:23:29 PM new
Well, Ive insulted a moderator and nobody is listening.
LoL
Helen
Kraft get your tongue back in your mouth. You look like a fool.
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 7, 2001 03:28:43 PM new
Hi Helen, I suppose we could try insulting each other and see if that brings the mods.
I'm not very good at it though.
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hjw
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posted on December 7, 2001 03:31:59 PM new
Naa...Although I can think of a few people that I could insult, they are not here and I certainly wouldn't insult you!
Helen
I guess we don't really need a moderator.
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