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 krs
 
posted on January 1, 2002 08:32:58 PM new
piss.
 
 chococake
 
posted on January 1, 2002 08:38:45 PM new
Gee thanks krs. Happy New Year to you to.

 
 rawbunzel
 
posted on January 1, 2002 09:27:42 PM new
...without a paddle.

Wait, that's up a creek.

More cryptic messages. It's the drugs again. Am I right?


Hey Choco! Happy New Years Day to you!




 
 Borillar
 
posted on January 1, 2002 09:27:51 PM new
That comment is very much unlike you KRS. What gives?



 
 chococake
 
posted on January 1, 2002 09:50:59 PM new
Hi bunz, hope you had a nice first day of the year. I did absolutly nothing,.It felt good, and I didn't even feel quilty.

Hello Borillar, nice to see you back. Best wishes for the New Year.

Sorry to say that's very much like krs lately, Borillar.

 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on January 1, 2002 10:18:59 PM new
piss.

That's it?????

Does it stand for something?

Pat Is Satan's Stepmother.....

Pat Ingests Sesame Seeds.....

Pat Instigates Silly Sex.....

Pat Initiates Sorry Sex.....

(These are just guesses and not meant to resemble anyone named Pat in any way.)

Anyone else care to guess??

Hi rawbunzel, choco & Borillar (nice to see you back!)

 
 BittyBug
 
posted on January 2, 2002 12:55:49 AM new
Hey Ken, how are you doing?

Damn that Pat is quite a (well, I better not say)
Please call me Charlotte so I don't have ta change my ID.
 
 sweetpotato
 
posted on January 2, 2002 02:03:40 AM new
Piss Up A Rope - Ween (12 Golden Country Hits)


my dinner's on fire while she watches tv
and if you ever wondered what it's like to be me
she takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
yells at my buddies and insults my folks
i'm breaking my back doin the best i can
she's got time for the dog and none for her man
well i'm no dope, but i can't cope
so hit the f*ckin road and piss up a rope

chorus
you can.... piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes hit the road get truckin
pack your bag, i don't need the agg
on your knees you big booty b*tch start suckin
you ride my ass like a horse and a saddle
now you're up sh*ts creek with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope, piss up a rope


you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
you can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
for the last 6 months i've been packing your bag
you can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
i'm sick of your mouth and your 2% milk
and i'm no dope, but i've lost all hope
so hit the f*ckin road and piss up a rope

chorus x3






Sticking around to piss them off... [ edited by sweetpotato on Jan 2, 2002 02:06 AM ]
 
 hjw
 
posted on January 2, 2002 06:23:53 AM new

Hell, Maybe he is just climbing a mountain...with his laptop, of course.

Helen

 
 hjw
 
posted on January 2, 2002 06:48:16 AM new
...and he made the first comment in this thread when he dropped it. LOL!

Helen

 
 enchanted
 
posted on January 2, 2002 07:15:48 AM new


CURMUDGEON OF THE YEAR Award goes to krs


 
 snowyegret
 
posted on January 2, 2002 08:50:36 AM new
without a knot?

Is it moving?
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
 
 chococake
 
posted on January 2, 2002 08:59:53 AM new
at sweetpotato

It's hard to hang on to a wet rope, and when you fall off that mountain it's a long way down.

 
 Borillar
 
posted on January 2, 2002 12:35:31 PM new
Hi All! Happy to be back and wishing you all a Happy New Year: May Your Heads Hurt Less Than Mine Did The Day After!

It's going to be a long, hard road to try to dethrone Bush and the rest of the nasties of both parties in Washington. With this so-called War going on, it's nearly tantamount to Treason to bash even Democrats, let alone Untouchable Bush! What makes me gag are all of the idiots who gush with nationalistic pride and praise Bush as he screws them over royally. Gads! Sometimes I think that we >DESERVE< to be continually corn-holed by our government, so stupid are the people!

>>PISS!<<

Now I understand KRS.



 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on January 2, 2002 02:52:14 PM new
Borillar

(Where's REAMOND when you need him??)

 
 krs
 
posted on January 2, 2002 09:13:07 PM new
Where are you supposed to piss when the sign says "void where prohibited"?

 
 rawbunzel
 
posted on January 2, 2002 09:19:57 PM new
On a STOP sign.So simple. Next?

 
 chococake
 
posted on January 2, 2002 09:32:46 PM new
Well, lets see, you can take the word void as discharge body waste. So I guess you could piss any where it's prohibited.

 
 krs
 
posted on January 2, 2002 09:38:54 PM new
No you can't. It's prohibited.

 
 chococake
 
posted on January 2, 2002 09:42:38 PM new
Nope it says you are allowed to void where prohibited.

 
 rawbunzel
 
posted on January 2, 2002 09:45:36 PM new
Don't know about you, KRS but I would rather void where prohibited than piss up a rope. My equipment doesn't allow for that. Isn't it a bit like pissing into the wind anyway? Gets all over you. Yuck. Then you would be a stinkpot.

 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on January 2, 2002 09:54:26 PM new
Yeah, really rawbunzel. What role does the rope play anyway??

 
 chococake
 
posted on January 2, 2002 09:56:23 PM new
Stinkpot

 
 
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