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 toomanycomics
 
posted on July 29, 2000 07:28:11 PM


Clinton, Dole and Perot on AF-1

Clinton, Dole, and Perot are on a long flight in Air Force One.
Perot pulls out a $100 bill and says 'I'm going to throw this $100 bill out and make someone down below happy.'

Dole, not wanting to be outdone, says, 'If that was my $100 bill, I would split it into 2 $50 bills and make two people down below happy.'

Of course, Clinton doesn't want these two candidates to out do him, so he pipes in, 'I would instead take 100 $1 bills and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.'

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, 'I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy.'
 
 pastorleon
 
posted on July 30, 2000 03:04:38 PM
Carter, Reagan, Bush and Clinton go to see the wizard of OZ.

The wizard says to Carter, "Jimmy what do you want?"
Jimmy says I want some courage." Bam. . he gets it.

Same to Reagan, "what do you want Ron?" "Well"he replies, "I always wanted to be a little smarter." Bam. . .more brains.

GHW Bush. . ."What do you want?" "I always wanted to have a little more heart." Bam. . .
more heart.

Finally, Clinton steps up,
"Well Bill" the wizard says, "And what can I do for you?"


Clinton says "Ahhhhh, is Dorthy around?"


The rev is lurking if needed.





 
 ubiedaman
 
posted on July 31, 2000 12:25:03 AM
Rev...You MUST be a Methodist!!!!...LOL


I LOVE your posts...you always bring a bit of levity to the proceedings..

BTW...Vuc and I have figured out the cheating thing...I go to Shops when I am out of town, and only tell her about it if I find somehting REALLY good...amd she does the same when I am, gone!!!

Keith
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except
the ones that are someone else's fault.
 
 toomanycomics
 
posted on July 31, 2000 09:41:52 AM
pastor - that one is even better ! LOL!
 
 
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