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 dblfugger9
 
posted on April 11, 2005 08:31:38 AM
...Just thought I'd change the subject.


lol.


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 Bear1949
 
posted on April 11, 2005 08:59:59 AM
I thought you were talking about Teddy Kennedy......




A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
- Bill Cosby
 
 dblfugger9
 
posted on April 11, 2005 09:04:57 AM
lol bear...I need to get alarmed about something today! Might as well be whales!


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[ edited by dblfugger9 on Apr 11, 2005 09:08 AM ]
 
 classicrock000
 
posted on April 11, 2005 12:08:09 PM
LOL BEAR
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My sex life isnt dead yet....but the buzzards are circling
 
 MAH645
 
posted on April 11, 2005 03:29:56 PM
Seen a bunch of them in Wal-Mart today.
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Two men sit behind bars,one sees mud the other sees stars.
 
 minniestuff
 
posted on April 12, 2005 03:28:15 AM
LOL!

Many years ago when one of my friends or I would have a bad day, we would go to K-mart and sit in the car in the parking lot and laugh at the people that shopped in curlers, pajamas, etc. If we had these "pity parties" today, I am sure they would take place in the Walmart parking lot instead of K-mart...

 
 popnrock
 
posted on April 14, 2005 11:00:09 AM
Speaking of WalMart almost everytime I have been to one there has been some sort of problem.

It never fails I alway end up behind someone who has a problem in line, doesn't know how to use a debit card, doesn't have enough money to pay ect....

My mother insisted I go with her when I was visiting her. All I wanted was hair color. The aisle had coke all over the floor. I went to buy some sunscreen and there was a half eaten hot dog on the shelve.

The one bright spot about my Walmart adventure was the guy at the McDonalds. One of the most beautiful men I had ever seen. He barely spoke english, got my order wrong but I didn't care.......

 
 classicrock000
 
posted on April 14, 2005 01:16:53 PM
he was probably gay
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
 
 classicrock000
 
posted on April 14, 2005 01:27:06 PM
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a
good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
hang with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to
God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were
the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run
without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse
me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have
some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied
God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words
and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper
and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."

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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
 
 popnrock
 
posted on April 14, 2005 01:33:44 PM
Gay? LOL who cares, he was HOT to look at.

 
 
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