posted on April 11, 2005 03:29:56 PM
Seen a bunch of them in Wal-Mart today.
**********************************
Two men sit behind bars,one sees mud the other sees stars.
Many years ago when one of my friends or I would have a bad day, we would go to K-mart and sit in the car in the parking lot and laugh at the people that shopped in curlers, pajamas, etc. If we had these "pity parties" today, I am sure they would take place in the Walmart parking lot instead of K-mart...
posted on April 14, 2005 11:00:09 AM
Speaking of WalMart almost everytime I have been to one there has been some sort of problem.
It never fails I alway end up behind someone who has a problem in line, doesn't know how to use a debit card, doesn't have enough money to pay ect....
My mother insisted I go with her when I was visiting her. All I wanted was hair color. The aisle had coke all over the floor. I went to buy some sunscreen and there was a half eaten hot dog on the shelve.
The one bright spot about my Walmart adventure was the guy at the McDonalds. One of the most beautiful men I had ever seen. He barely spoke english, got my order wrong but I didn't care.......
posted on April 14, 2005 01:16:53 PM
he was probably gay
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
posted on April 14, 2005 01:27:06 PM
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a
good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
hang with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to
God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were
the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run
without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse
me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have
some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied
God, "hold on."
God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words
and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper
and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk