posted on August 7, 2000 09:14:14 AMToomany Great lines. How 'bout an actual statement on a health insurance claim. The lady writes: "I was standing on the dresser looking in the mirror at my hemorrhoids when I fell off and broke my arm."
posted on August 7, 2000 02:50:56 PM
A few years ago a vet in our city, wrote a book about the owners of his patients. The newspaper reprinted some of his better experiences. One that I remembered was the lady that brought a vacuum cleaner into his office. It was the cannister type of vacuum. The lady had been cleaning out the bird cage using the vacuum with the bird still in it. When she accidentally sucked the bird into the vacuum. Believe it or not the bird survived. When he asked her why she left the bird in the cage while she cleaned it, she said it never occured to her to remove the bird first.
posted on August 13, 2000 03:00:49 AM
Many years ago I worked at an animal hospital.
A sweet old lady brought in her long haired lap dog.
The receptionist thought she wanted him castrated.
What she had actually said was "I want his knots cut off.
posted on August 16, 2000 05:25:25 AM
Ok, I'll admit this. I sucked up one of my finches in my fantom vac. I didn't even realize it until I turned around and saw the poor thing whirling around in there.
