Bear1949
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posted on May 12, 2005 04:28:19 PM new
Three ducks walked into a bar.
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?" said Dewey.
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
- Bill Cosby
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Linda_K
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posted on May 12, 2005 04:44:38 PM new
lol - cute, bear.
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Helenjw
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posted on May 12, 2005 05:01:05 PM new
No, it's not cute, linda. It's about two male ducks f'king a female duck whose distinguishing characteristic is her ability to bat her eyelashes.
It's tasteless trash.
[ edited by Helenjw on May 12, 2005 05:02 PM ]
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Linda_K
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posted on May 12, 2005 05:04:46 PM new
LOL What's a biggtin, helen
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Helenjw
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posted on May 12, 2005 05:15:58 PM new
A "biggtin" is a typo. You are so easily tickled...
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Helenjw
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posted on May 12, 2005 05:25:47 PM new
Besides being tacky, the joke is sexist...the female duck is left with nothing to do but.....bat her eyelashes.
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dblfugger9
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posted on May 12, 2005 06:02:13 PM new
Isnt that an old joke thats been around in many variations?
Helen youre the one who gave the innocent female ducks some silicone, didnt you? I wonder if that helps them swim?
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Linda_K
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posted on May 12, 2005 06:36:21 PM new
A "biggtin" is a typo. You are so easily tickled...
Well...you have continued to repeat yourself, over and over and over again, about your HUGE aversion to smilies for quite a while now.
I just wondered if this was your way of avoiding posting a smilie face so you wouldn't be showing a double standard again...while still getting your "laughter" across to your devoted audience.
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Helenjw
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posted on May 12, 2005 07:06:54 PM new
Ooooooweeeee! you think I'm soooo devious.
I have fun with your *biggrin *b!tchslap smilies every now and then...especially when you are the target....
Here's another just for you...
Now, should I line a few up in a row...
Isn't that so cool?
...and one more just for good measure....
Ooops, I almost forgot the winker...
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Bear1949
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posted on May 12, 2005 07:11:13 PM new
It's tasteless trash.
Can't believe Helen of all people is offended.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
- Bill Cosby
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Linda_K
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posted on May 12, 2005 07:25:55 PM new
yea...it is really odd, isn't it bear?
Any foul-mouthed thing the one's she cheerleads for is sure acceptable....it just that darn ol' double standard she has.
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classicrock000
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posted on May 12, 2005 07:30:39 PM new
another sensitive pansyass democrat LOL
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kiara
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posted on May 12, 2005 07:32:58 PM new
I remember when parklane spent a couple of weeks talking about body orifaces and excrement Linda_k was so enthralled and tickled by his words and 'd and cheered him on so much that I suggested they start their own thread about it. 
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dblfugger9
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posted on May 12, 2005 07:32:59 PM new
did any of you hear about bruce springsteins new cd? I heard them say its quick raunchy and something about starbucks as a sponser pulled something or other. Apparently he wrote a song about anal sex???
Weird.
I think you all are starting to scare me now!
lol.
Helen you better not break out and do a THAR SHE BLOWS again
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Helenjw
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posted on May 12, 2005 07:36:10 PM new
Naaa...I'm needed here to keep linda's rusty gears spinning.
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crowfarm
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posted on May 12, 2005 07:37:41 PM new
linduh, as long as you're so concerned(all of a sudden) about spelling what the hel! is a "culpret"... what is "statis" ?
Oh, did you mean "culprit"...."status" ????
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dblfugger9
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posted on May 12, 2005 07:37:54 PM new
lol!
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Linda_K
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posted on May 12, 2005 07:56:11 PM new
LOL kiara - You DO have a special knack for posting how you falsely take what is said...how things actually happened.
kiara - posted on May 12, 2005 07:32:58 PM
I remember when parklane spent a couple of weeks talking about body orifaces and excrement Linda_k was so enthralled and tickled by his words and 'd and cheered him on so much that I suggested they start their own thread about it.
Must be your 'creative' nature or maybe it's the same eye/brain coordination issue helen also has.
Not how it went at all. but I know that won't stop you....implying....implyimplying...insinuating...insinuating..... A new career for kiara I guess.
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Linda_K
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posted on May 12, 2005 08:02:42 PM new
AND LOL at helen...keeping me from getting rusty.
You couldn't keep up with me in even ONE of our posts....I showed you my dust on each one of your statements. You're the one that needs the fine-tuning helen. It's been a long time since we've been through one of those 'matches'.....and I really showed you how the BEST [ME] STILL has what it takes.
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kiara
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posted on May 12, 2005 08:07:58 PM new
It was on the thread about wolves before the election, Linda_k. It had been going on for several days where he commented in several threads about the body waste stuff, etc and you found it all too humorous and were defending him. So I suggested you and him start a thread about it.
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Linda_K
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posted on May 12, 2005 08:11:36 PM new
YESSSSSSS kiara...I remember the thread and I remember you butting in and throwing sand on our fun. Jealous they were playing around and I was enjoying their fun. BUT I sure didn't see it the way you're describing it.
SO SUE ME KIARA.....
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crowfarm
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posted on May 12, 2005 08:15:39 PM new
More delusions of grandeur..."""I showed you my dust on each one of your statements. You're the one that needs the fine-tuning helen. It's been a long time since we've been through one of those 'matches'.....and I really showed you how the BEST [ME] STILL has what it takes. """"
Ha! Almost as funny as the "'m an honorable, woman, honest I am" post!
If ya gotta say it...it probably ain't true.
Did anyone notice how the "decent", "high standards"linduh, usually so quick to talk about how "bad" we all are...Never said one word about her friend, Yellow's, disgusting posts............must've liked 'em!
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kiara
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posted on May 12, 2005 08:23:25 PM new
Linda_k, I started the wolves thread and he came in to make a very crude comment to someone else and you were the one that 'butted in' and defended him and thought it was all too funny.
[ edited by kiara on May 12, 2005 08:24 PM ]
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Helenjw
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posted on May 12, 2005 08:27:36 PM new
I whipped your ass, lindak...It's so easy.
I remember the orifice thread that Kiara mentioned. How could anyone forget it?
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crowfarm
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posted on May 12, 2005 08:27:47 PM new
""""YESSSSSSS kiara"""
I knew it would hiss eventually
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Bear1949
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posted on May 12, 2005 08:27:54 PM new
Poor things, sounds like some of our libs have had their feathers ruffled.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
- Bill Cosby
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Linda_K
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posted on May 12, 2005 08:28:27 PM new
kiara - Is this the way you act with people out in the real world? Do you continually go up to people who don't wish to even speak to you and keep all this up? Do you act this way at parties..if some are having a good time playing around...you just have to get in their and throw sand on everyone. Is it that you're NOT the center of attention at that time?
Get a clue....many here like to joke, have fun, and don't feel it has to meet with kiara's approval . Got that?
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crowfarm
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posted on May 12, 2005 08:30:41 PM new
No, it doesn't , Bear, wrong as usual. You're stretchiing to get "ruffled feathers"
It's just wishful thinking on your part.
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kiara
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posted on May 12, 2005 08:33:46 PM new
Just setting the record straight, Linda_k.
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crowfarm
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posted on May 12, 2005 08:34:08 PM new
linduh, ""Get a clue....many here like to joke, have fun, and don't feel it has to meet with kiara's approval . Got that?""
Ya, Kiara, learn from linduh and her great sense of humor especially in the dog thread.....boy! didn't linduh laugh her butt off about that.
We should all learn from the light-hearted happy go lucky linduh...the laugh riot of the century(the last one).
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