startrek
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posted on August 18, 2000 07:22:08 AM
1. "IF I AM ELECTED PRESIDENT !"
2. "IT IS IN THE MAIL !"
3. "NOT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT !"
but, they are changing the subject...
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jamesoblivion
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posted on August 18, 2000 07:28:23 AM
"Some of my best friends are ____"
James.
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stockticker
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posted on August 18, 2000 07:44:10 AM
"I just had a quick question..."
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aschmits
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posted on August 18, 2000 07:48:13 AM
"This is what 12 inches looks like"
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toomanycomics
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posted on August 18, 2000 08:03:16 AM
"this doesn't hurt a bit"
"payment's in the mail"
"I'm going to borrow this for a little while"
"5 more minutes..."
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jamesoblivion
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posted on August 18, 2000 08:18:29 AM
"Of course I'll still repect you".
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twelvepole
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posted on August 18, 2000 09:31:52 AM
"Of course I believe you."
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Vickster
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posted on August 18, 2000 09:36:36 AM
"You're the only person I've told this to."
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aschmits
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posted on August 18, 2000 09:40:09 AM
"I didn't mean to bid on this, someone else must be using my password"
"I want a refund, it came damaged"
"Sorry I haven't paid, but my mothers' friend's coworkers' neighbor was sick"
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barrybarris
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posted on August 18, 2000 09:52:18 AM
I know where you could have bought it cheaper.
Officer, I didn't know I was speeding, my speedometer is broke.
I love my mother in law.
Barry (I'll be off the phone in a minute) Barris
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RainyBear
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posted on August 18, 2000 10:21:40 AM
"No honey, I don't think that woman is attractive at all."
"I'll give you a dollar if you'll get me a glass of milk."
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tokay99
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posted on August 18, 2000 11:23:01 AM
We're just friends.
No honey, you don't look fat.
8 months and counting
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tegan
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posted on August 18, 2000 12:10:41 PM
"I don't mean to be nosey but..."
"I don't mean to be unkind but..."
"I don't mean to complain but..."
I could have posted this on the pet peeve board. My answer to this is usually.
"Well don't say what your about to say and you won't be." Gets them everytime.
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Meya
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posted on August 18, 2000 02:31:30 PM
1. The doctor will be here in 15 minutes.
2. We will call you the minute he is settled in their room.
3. Only two people are allowed in the room at any one time. (they didn't dare make any of us leave, my sister and I now have a reputation at the Cleveland Clinic)
Edited to add...I didn't mean to be a downer here. Sorry if I sounded that way. It is my attempt at humor in handling the situation.
[ edited by Meya on Aug 18, 2000 06:04 PM ]
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mauimoods
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posted on August 18, 2000 07:41:25 PM
I would tell the GREATEST lie of all lies...but its nasty, so I dont dare say it here. Im sure y'all know which one it is
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toomanycomics
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posted on August 20, 2000 07:54:11 AM
"...only put in 2 inches OK?"
"this dress is for my wife"
[ edited by toomanycomics on Aug 20, 2000 08:01 AM ]
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ubiedaman
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posted on August 20, 2000 10:03:32 PM
"I won't c**e in your mouth.
Keith
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except
the ones that are someone else's fault.
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toomanycomics
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posted on August 21, 2000 07:05:54 AM
"...I'll be finished with this computer in a couple more minutes"
"...If you kids don't knock it off, I'm going to come upstairs!"
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