posted on July 27, 2005 06:26:44 AMFoul-mouthed British parrot banished by embarrassed keepers
LONDON (AFP) - A foul-mouthed parrot previously owned by a lorry driver has been banished from public areas in a British animal sanctuary after repeatedly embarrassing his keepers, they said.
Barney, a five-year-old Macaw, is now kept indoors at Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary in Nuneaton, central England, when outsiders visit after abusing dignitaries with swearword-littered insults.
"He's told a lady mayoress to f... off and he told a lady vicar: 'And you can f... off as well'," sanctuary worker Stacey Clark said.
Nor did the forces of law and order escape, she added.
"Two policemen came to have a look at the centre. He told them: 'And you can f... off you two wankers'."
Clark said sanctuary workers believed Barney either picked up the phrases from television or was taught them by his previous owner, a lorry driver who emigrated to Spain.
"He does say 'Hello, big boy' and 'Thank you' when you give him a biscuit," she added.
"But it's mainly naughty words and always to the wrong people. We're trying to teach him not to swear. Macaws are very intelligent birds."
posted on July 27, 2005 09:43:45 AM
ROFLMAO!!! WHERE CAN I GET ONE???
I NEED ONE OF THESE FOR EVERY LIBERAL THAT WALKS BY MY HOUSE.
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
posted on July 27, 2005 10:05:52 AM
crow-helen-may the bird of paradise make doo-doo on your breakfast flakes
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
posted on July 27, 2005 12:05:51 PM
Speaking of obscene bird-brains:
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
Dumbo-the-Saudi-Running-Dog_Pander-Puss(Greece, N.Y.) May 24, 2005
posted on July 28, 2005 06:34:57 PM
hey Tom...that was for all you democrats
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
posted on July 29, 2005 06:31:45 PM
GREAT POINT TOM!!!!!!
The right SAY they support the troops but don't mind helping to kill government undercover agents through an act of treason....seriously endangering national security!
