posted on August 19, 2005 01:29:08 PM new
Because it's Friday and most of you are probably already hammered, I thought it would be a good chance to ask you all some personal questions. Don't lie or I'll know!
posted on August 19, 2005 03:13:45 PM new
1. How are you ebay sales?
What are ebay sales? Auctions? hhheessh!! dont mention that word on this website for crips sake!!!
2. How's your summer been?
Hot Hot HOT.
3. Are you and your partner getting along?
Wonderful as long as the batteries are kept in a cool dark place.
4. Do you have a lot of debt?
I own a mansion and a yacht. oh wait, thats elmer j fudd, not me!
5. How's your sex life?
We get it almost everynight, six and seven times even
6. Do you go to church?
No. I have a home delivery subscription service.
7. Do you colour your hair?
Yes, when home depot has a sale on spraypaint.
8. Have you ever won anything?
They keep telling me I'm in the top ten of the publishers clearing house sweepstakes. I'm waiting for the van and flowers to show up. Supposed to be any day now...
9. What's your most prized possession?
My wedding band.
10. What's your best trait?
I dont have traits. I only have habits.
8. Yes, but I'm still waiting to hit the Powerball. I've waited for Publishers Clearinghouse too many years, they don't send me mail anymore.
9. I have three overflowing china cabinets...but I'd have to say a hand-carved wooden child's riding horse from the 1800's. It is well worn and is in reasonable shape. (Most of my other things have sentimental value, so I couldn't choose just one, or are alive.)
10. I have so many! Although I don't always sound it, I'm an optimist.
posted on August 19, 2005 04:51:24 PM new
1. How are your eBay sales?
Don't have any going, haven't had in awhile
2. How's your summer been?
Great, been hot up here!
3. Are you and your partner getting along?
Which partner?
4. Do you have a lot of debt?
Not really. (ok this is a secret, but took money out of a money market acct and paid off all bills,now don't tell anyone ok )
5. How's your sex life?
Can't tell ya
6. Do you go to church?
Sometimes
7. Do you colour your hair?
I don't COLOR my hair, and I don't COLOUR it either!
8. Have you ever won anything?
Yes
9. What's your most prized possession?
My grown daughters school things, the ceramic mug, the colored pictures, I'm making them into art pieces by framing them
10. What's your best trait?
Not sure. I can't judge myself, but I reckon it would be genorosity, just ask my adult children!
posted on August 19, 2005 05:07:20 PM new
'3. Are you and your partner getting along?
Which partner?"
shelly...glad you didnt bring my name up
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posted on August 19, 2005 07:48:12 PM new
1. How are your eBay sales?
My E-Bay store is doing ok. I'm not running any auctions. Vendio Store is doing well.
2. How's your summer been?
Hot! Hot! Hot! Didn't go on a cruise because I missed the boat.
3. Are you and your partner getting along?
Great,never better.
4. Do you have a lot of debt?
Only monthly bills which are very low. Everything we own is paid for.
5. How's your sex life?
Can't remember that far back.
6. Do you go to church?
No
7. Do you colour your hair?
Nope,letting the grey take its natural course.
8. Have you ever won anything?
Yea,Won 6 Frozen Turkeys at a Car Auction one night.
9. What's your most prized possession?
My faith in God.
10. What's your best trait?
Common sense and not buying every new thing I see trying to be better than someone else.
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Two men sit behind bars,one sees mud the other sees stars.