posted on August 19, 2005 05:49:27 PM new
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "will you marry me"
She said "No"
And the guy lived happily ever after.
The End
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." --Robert E. Lee
posted on August 19, 2005 07:16:47 PM new
LOL...bear...
I always wondered if the parents of little boys ever read them fairytales books....
Now I know their fathers must ...and this is but one - their own style it appears.
You guys wouldn't know what to do without us....plus I believe married men are supposed to be healthier than single men....least that's what I've read.
posted on August 19, 2005 07:51:24 PM new
Until she said your the father of my baby,and she collected child support for the rest of her life. And she lived happly ever after.
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Two men sit behind bars,one sees mud the other sees stars.
posted on August 19, 2005 08:09:31 PM new
Linda, as the oldest of four sons (& the first male born into the family in 51 years), I don't remember ever being read a fairy tale.
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." --Robert E. Lee
posted on August 20, 2005 01:57:17 PM newI don't remember ever being read a fairy tale.
Why do you need to be read a fairy tale when you keep living in one?
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
posted on August 20, 2005 07:28:23 PM new
I've got this one covered....
Why do you need to be read a fairy tale when you keep living in one?
As long as you are around LD, there will always be fairy tails.........
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." --Robert E. Lee
posted on August 21, 2005 06:03:14 AM newAs long as you are around LD, there will always be fairy tails.........
Ah is that the best the little bear could do?
Yes, the fairy tails will always be around to remind the self righteous biggotted asses like yourself that there are different kinds of people in the this world.
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
posted on August 21, 2005 06:21:19 AM new
"Oh Classic, do you want to respond to this one or shall i?"
why Piin....what EVER do you mean???? LOL
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Golfer:Stop checking your watch all the time,its too much of a distraction.
Caddy:Its not a watch, its a compass
posted on August 21, 2005 06:23:29 AM new
"I don't remember ever being read a fairy tale.
Why do you need to be read a fairy tale when you keep living in one?"
Dad-dont get all pissy...ya asked for it.
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Golfer:Stop checking your watch all the time,its too much of a distraction.
Caddy:Its not a watch, its a compass
posted on August 21, 2005 07:17:42 PM newAh is that the best the little bear could do?
Right LD, the last time you dared me to "do my best", you got your azz handed to you or dont you remember.
Do you REALLY want me to reply to your taunt.
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." --Robert E. Lee
posted on August 22, 2005 03:20:06 PM newRight LD, the last time you dared me to "do my best", you got your azz handed to you or dont you remember.
This coming from the guy who thought people living in Canada SPOKE CANADIAN and thought CANADIAN was an actual language.
At least I knew the people living north of the border spoke English and/or French.
Come on bear, you are the one that is looking stupid and foolish.
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
posted on August 22, 2005 03:46:01 PM newCome on bear, you are the one that is looking stupid and foolish.
I'm not the one whose favorite motto is "See colon enter".....and who's favorite position is "Bottoms Up".
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." --Robert E. Lee
posted on August 22, 2005 05:18:23 PM newI'm not the one whose favorite motto is "See colon enter"
Nobody can get through your colon because of all the hemorrhoids, so you must like to give instead of receive.
I have heard you like it when the doctor gives you a prostate exam. People your age should get them done regularly. I hope you continue to listen to your doctor's advice.
.....and who's favorite position s "Bottoms Up".
I bet you like to say that to all your drinking buddies. Once again it shows that you like to give more than receive.
So Bear how many Viagra pills do you need to make it go up.
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
posted on August 23, 2005 09:36:59 AM newNobody can get through your colon because of all the hemorrhoids, so you must like to give instead of receive.
You've got a lot more personal experience in that area that I do. Must be why KY is featuring you as its new poster "boy".
I have heard you like it when the doctor gives you a prostate exam. People your age should get them done regularly. I hope you continue to listen to your doctor's advice.
Didn't I see you signed with "Snap on Tools" as another sponsor.
I bet you like to say that to all your drinking buddies. Once again it shows that you like to give more than receive.
Don't drink, but I have heard you have to get drunk now to get into bed with your husband.
So Bear how many Viagra pills do you need to make it go up.
Don't use Viagra, you see I prefer women but if it takes Viagra for you to get up for your husband, thats your problem.
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." --Robert E. Lee
posted on August 23, 2005 04:41:38 PM new You've got a lot more personal experience in that area that I do. Must be why KY is featuring you as its new poster "boy".
I'd rather be the poster boy for "KY" instead of the poster boy for DEPENDS. You should do something about those saggy and stained briefs those ads show you in.
Didn't I see you signed with "Snap on Tools" as another sponsor.
Yeah they liked me so much I got a multi-year contract
Still beats being signed up to do sign language in Canadian like you signed up for.
Don't drink, but I have heard you have to get drunk now to get into bed with your husband.
That's to bad Bear, you are missing out on a lot of fun, especially the part where you always wet yourself. Is that why you stopped drinking or did you just move on to drugs.
Don't use Viagra, you see I prefer women but if it takes Viagra for you to get up for your husband, thats your problem.
I don't have a problem getting it up. Besides sleeping with my husband still beats sleeping with a shot gun. You better be careful not to stick you "unit" in the barrel of a gun thinking it is "beaver". You wouldn't want to blow your willy off on accident.
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
posted on August 23, 2005 07:18:17 PM new
Bear you really shouldn't be posting thing between you and your doctor, you do have doctor patient privileges.
An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrong with me. My dick is orange."
The Dr. tells him to pull down his pants and let him take a look. He has no idea what is wrong so he asks the guy if he has recently painted anything orange.
The old man said "No."
The Dr. thinks for a minute and then asks the guy if he has recently been exposed to any chemicals at work.
The old man said "No, I'm retired."
The Dr. then asks the guy if he could have been working with any chemicals in his garage.
The old man replied "No Dr., I told you, I'm retired. All I do is sit around all day, watch pornos and eat Cheetos...
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
posted on August 24, 2005 12:29:54 PM newI don't have a problem getting it up. Besides sleeping with my husband still beats sleeping with a shot gun.
So does that mean you got tired of punking all the neighborhood pre teen boys?
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." --Robert E. Lee
posted on August 24, 2005 05:04:04 PM newSo does that mean you got tired of punking all the neighborhood pre teen boys?
Nice try, but I do have some standards unlike you, who will fcuk anything that has a heartbeat. So when you are not playing with your shot gun, do you let the animals in your area crawl into bed with you or do you prefer using a blow up doll?
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
...and this is but one - their own style it appears.