Bear1949
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posted on August 22, 2005 04:02:16 PM new
Bin Laden and Zarqawi Support Worldwide Candlelight Vigil to Support Cindy Sheehan
WORLDWIDE --- Osama bin Laden and al Zarqawi announced in a joint press conference today that they will launch a worldwide candlelight vigil in support of Cindy Sheehan. After the vigil, OBL and Zarqawi will behead 100 infidels in her honor and hold a worldwide day for female repression and abuse.
"We support Miss Sheehan 100%," said an al Qaeda spokesperson. "She has done more for our cause than we have been able to do for the past several months thanks to American soldiers chasing us around the world. We would encourage Cindy to blow herself up at Bush's home in Crawford in a sign of solidarity with her al Qaeda brothers. She will be rewarded by being reborn a virgin in paradise and belong to one of the many suicide bombers who have gone before her. We are anxious to slaughter more infidels in her honor in thanks for her support."
Most of Cindy's supporters were excited to hear about the news from al Qaeda, except that many of the followers were concerned that such a massive candlelight vigil would cause too much damage to the environment. They suggested merely flashing the "peace" sign instead.
"This is very exciting to see," said on al Qaeda terrorist who managed to sneak across the porous US border to protest alongside Cindy in Crawford. "Miss Cindy talks about how America is not worth dying for, and how America murders people around the world, and how America is a shameful place. These are all of the things we want to say, but she actually gets the support of major Democrat politicians who claim to really be patriots. I could not be more proud at this very moment. The Democrats hate Bush so much that they will actually support an America hater just to try and make him look bad."
About the Writer: Jeremy Robb is a San Francisco resident and satirist who notes that he is on a "one man's jihad against liberalism." He is the editor of the "Jerhad!com Newsletter" and his website is at http://www.jerhad.com. Jeremy receives e-mail at [email protected].
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." --Robert E. Lee
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maggiemuggins
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posted on August 22, 2005 04:12:03 PM new
Do bears sh!t in the woods or only here on the Round Table?? 
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Bear1949
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posted on August 22, 2005 04:57:01 PM new
Do bears sh!t in the woods or only here on the Round Table?
Maggie, you're spending too much time with craw...
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." --Robert E. Lee
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logansdad
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posted on August 22, 2005 05:08:28 PM new
Do bears sh!t in the woods or only here on the Round Table??
They only speak Canadian in their fairy tail world 
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
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Linda_K
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posted on August 22, 2005 06:21:05 PM new
Oh now bear, you've gone and upset them....by pointing out that they're actions are approved of by our enemies.
They don't LIKE being forced to see the truth of the matter.
This is just like before we went to war ....the left was going through all their anti-war demonstrations....marches....etc. and Saddam PRAISED them....saying basically 'see, American's support me' against their country.
Same thing now....but they can't allow themselves to face the truth....
"Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy. This is their essence." --Ann Coulter
And why the American Voters chose to RE-elect President Bush to four more years. YES!!!
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profe51
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posted on August 22, 2005 06:24:09 PM new
Oh now bear, you've gone and upset them....by pointing out that they're actions are approved of by our enemies.
The guy that wrote this is a satirist Linda. It's supposed to be funny, you're not supposed to believe it. Good grief....
http://jerhad.typepad.com/jerhad/
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Fue por lana y salió trasquilado...
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profe51
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posted on August 22, 2005 06:26:44 PM new
You sure suckered Linda on that one Bear, or did you believe it too??
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Fue por lana y salió trasquilado...
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Linda_K
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posted on August 22, 2005 06:34:10 PM new
LOL......GOT YA!!!
"Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy. This is their essence." --Ann Coulter
And why the American Voters chose to RE-elect President Bush to four more years. YES!!!
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maggiemuggins
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posted on August 22, 2005 06:42:32 PM new
Oh.. Linda...to late..you've been had!
LOL LOL
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Linda_K
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posted on August 22, 2005 06:46:22 PM new
Sure maggie....fools WOULD think that....especially since the last paragraph of bear's post says who wrote what. Maybe you and the profe missed that, but I didn't. Besides this is the second or third time bear has posted his work.
The joke's on you.
"Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy. This is their essence." --Ann Coulter
And why the American Voters chose to RE-elect President Bush to four more years. YES!!!
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Helenjw
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posted on August 22, 2005 06:46:33 PM new
Only linda would take that seriously.
LOL!
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maggiemuggins
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posted on August 22, 2005 06:58:35 PM new
smooth move..x-lax..but mot smooth or fast enough.. LOL.. Profe caught you good! C'mon old girl you can't wiggle out of this one.. You've been caught with egg on your face..everyone else treated it as a joke a satire.. but you came in all serious and blaming "them Libs" about not being able to face the truth... HA Ha...
Egg on your face Linda...too funny!
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Linda_K
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posted on August 22, 2005 07:07:01 PM new
nope....you were 'had'.
All you have to do to prove that is look what I said the first time bear posted an 'onion-type' story from this same satirist to know that's not true.
"Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy. This is their essence." --Ann Coulter
And why the American Voters chose to RE-elect President Bush to four more years. YES!!!
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bigpeepa
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posted on August 22, 2005 07:17:06 PM new
Linda_K in her blind support of anyone saying what she wants sure got snookered this one.
Linda_K ya just need to admit it and let it go. The more you say most of the time the deeper your hole.
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Piinthesky
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posted on August 22, 2005 07:21:56 PM new
The more you say most of the time the deeper your hole.
Huh!!!
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Helenjw
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posted on August 22, 2005 07:28:51 PM new
Those big yellow grinning faces should be red.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on August 22, 2005 07:30:50 PM new
Can you say EGG FOO YONG LOL
Pi don't go there.. LOL
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Piinthesky
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posted on August 22, 2005 07:37:42 PM new
Maggie, maybe you're right that i shouldn't go there. The more anyone mentions anything about holes makes it more likely that LD will show up.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on August 22, 2005 07:39:09 PM new
Pi.. are you really homophobic??
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Piinthesky
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posted on August 22, 2005 07:41:30 PM new
No, i just like picking on LD.
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bigpeepa
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posted on August 22, 2005 07:41:48 PM new
Sorry Piint, I had a bad day so took a ambien its starting to woooooork. nite nite
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maggiemuggins
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posted on August 22, 2005 07:46:15 PM new
I didn't think you were Pi.. I've always thought you were a pretty "liberal" type of guy!
G'Nite Peepa.. sweet dreams.. better day tomorrow... Maggie
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Piinthesky
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posted on August 22, 2005 07:48:04 PM new
Bigpee, wash that bottle of Ambien down with a cool glass of koolaid and have a nice long rest. 
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classicrock000
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posted on August 22, 2005 08:16:59 PM new
"I didn't think you were Pi.. I've always thought you were a pretty "liberal" type of guy!"
Ewwwwwww what an insult !!
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Golfer:Stop checking your watch all the time,its too much of a distraction.
Caddy:Its not a watch, its a compass
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profe51
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posted on August 22, 2005 09:03:05 PM new
Oh now bear, you've gone and upset them....by pointing out that they're actions are approved of by our enemies.
They don't LIKE being forced to see the truth of the matter.
This is just like before we went to war ....the left was going through all their anti-war demonstrations....marches....etc. and Saddam PRAISED them....saying basically 'see, American's support me' against their country.
Same thing now....but they can't allow themselves to face the truth....
You know, Linda...I've re-read all of this, and you're probably right. It should be obvious to anyone here that you were joking. How in the world could I have thought you were being serious?? My apologies.
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profe51
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posted on August 22, 2005 09:03:42 PM new
NOT.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on August 22, 2005 09:12:50 PM new
Profe.. I wanted to be the one to say NOT.. you beat me to it.. LOL
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Linda_K
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posted on August 22, 2005 09:20:07 PM new
profe - Maybe you enjoy making a fool of yourself....maybe you're like so many dems here who just don't notice things that happen around them....or maybe you just weren't here when bear posted this previous 'article' from this same satarist.
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August 12, 2005
Waco Families Gather at Clinton Home to Ask for Meeting
CHAPPAQUA, New York --- Grief-stricken families of those incinerated at the Waco compound during the Clinton Administration set up camp outside of Clinton's house demanding he meet with them to explain why it happened.
"We got the idea from that woman with the funny hat at Bush's ranch," said one of the family members. "We never got an explanation from Clinton about what happened that day, and he owes us one. We're going to stand outside the Clinton mansion with our burning candles until he sits down and lets us yell, scream and berate him. Bush already met once with that Sheehan lady, and we didn't get a single meeting with Clinton."
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But he did....and I responded to it then. The laugh's on you.
"Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy. This is their essence." --Ann Coulter
And why the American Voters chose to RE-elect President Bush to four more years. YES!!!
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Linda_K
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posted on August 22, 2005 09:23:44 PM new
And here's the link....
http://www.vendio.com/mesg/read.html?num=28&thread=267162
"Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy. This is their essence." --Ann Coulter
And why the American Voters chose to RE-elect President Bush to four more years. YES!!!
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davebraun
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posted on August 22, 2005 09:44:19 PM new
That's easy...Waco happened because they were an unstable ultra right wing group of Chistian fundamentalists.
Sort of like some of the posters on this board.
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