posted on August 24, 2005 07:37:08 AM new
Finally my wonderful State of Mississippi has a First ribbon to display proudly for the rest of the country to see....
Mississippi has come in First having the highest rate of Obesity in the country!
Whoo! Whoo! 29% of the population of Mississippi is Morbidly Obese!
posted on August 24, 2005 10:33:24 AM new
I would have thought Kentucky would have em' beat on that one. I've never seen such overweight people in my life as I have here. But then I haven't been on the beach in years,maybe all the whales look alike.
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posted on August 24, 2005 10:47:01 AM new
Does anyone remember 'Jolt Cola' it was advertised as being twice the sugar and twice the caffeine? I used to keep a six-pack in my car for if in case i had to drive outta town, to keep me awake.
posted on August 26, 2005 08:29:24 PM new
Some of my best friends are fat people....no, really.
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Fue por lana y salió trasquilado...
posted on August 27, 2005 04:10:22 AM new
Saw on the news yesterday-every state has gotten fatter except for Oregon.They didnt give a reason why Oregon didnt.
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