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 cblev65252
  		posted on August 29, 2005 10:30:59 AM new
Can people really be this stupid? Just for laughs:

Safety Labels:

Century Sport Light Baby Stroller: Remove child before folding.

BD Digital Thermometer: Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.

Razor Scooter: This product moves when used.

Daredevle Fishing Lure with Three Pronged Hook: Harmful if swallowed.

Dremel Power Drill: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Ricoh Toner Cartridge: Do not eat toner.

Toro Snow Thrower: Do not use snow thrower on roof.

Pepper Spray: May irritate eyes.

Sears 13" Wheelbarrow: Not intended for highway use.

First Alert Smoke Detector: Do not use the Silence feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.

Revlon Hair Dryer: Never use hair dryer while sleeping.

Solar Stop Windshield Sun Shield: Do not drive with sun shield in place.

Schwinn Bicycle Shin Guards: Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Bosch Dishwasher: Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.

Duraflame Fireplace Log: Caution: Risk of fire.

Cheryl
[ edited by cblev65252 on Aug 29, 2005 02:14 PM ]
 
 classicrock000
  		posted on August 29, 2005 01:59:37 PM new
yea Cheryl-I agree,but they have validity for certain people.

Ya ever hear of the Darwin awards??



[ edited by classicrock000 on Aug 29, 2005 03:42 PM ]
 
 parklane64
  		posted on August 29, 2005 04:54:58 PM new
I have. Whadjawin?

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The Islamofascist fig-puckers are fighting to spread their culture and religion, and to destroy ours
 
 kraftdinner
  		posted on August 29, 2005 05:49:33 PM new
High five Parklane!

 
 classicrock000
  		posted on August 29, 2005 06:23:12 PM new
LOL Park-ya pissant







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Golfer:Stop checking your watch all the time,its too much of a distraction.
Caddy:Its not a watch, its a compass
 
 parklane64
  		posted on August 30, 2005 11:55:18 PM new


[ edited by parklane64 on Aug 30, 2005 11:55 PM ]
 
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