posted on August 31, 2005 02:29:11 PM new
Top ten ways to reduce a liberal to an impotent, sputtering rage:
10. Exist. (It is unjust; you use up scarce resources.)
9. Breath. (You exhale C02 which causes global warming.)
8. Say or think that anything is true. (Truth is absolutist, only relativism is allowed.)
7. Say, or think, that anything is moral. (Morality is oppression; and it reflects badly on liberals.)
6. Think for yourself. (The political party knows what you should think.)
5. Laugh at anything liberals do. (It is so insensitive; they are humorless.)
4. Make money. (The root of all evil; the only moral thing is to exact it from others by force.)
3. Love your country. (Attacking benefactors is their only "virtue," liberalism their only loyalty.)
2. Wait five minutes. (When powerless, liberals live in rage minute to minute.)
And the number one way to reduce a liberal to an impotent, sputtering rage is:
1. Be right (and correct)........... as opposed to being left, (or left out).
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." --Robert E. Lee
posted on August 31, 2005 03:03:50 PM new
Those are ALLl appropriate, bear.
My favorite is the one on telling the truth....so many just can't handle the truth....drives them nuts...as we can witness by rusty's loosing his 'cool' [something he's never had to begin with]...over being proven a liar.
Speak the truth to them and it's like you're holding up a cross in front of a vampire. Scares them away.
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"Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy. This is their essence." --Ann Coulter
And why the American Voters chose to RE-elect President Bush to four more years. YES!!!
posted on August 31, 2005 04:40:01 PM new
See....proven here, right before our eyes....it reduced peepa to a sputtering liberal.
Just remember, peepa, 3+ years to go.
Part of the President's radio address to our Nation - Aug. 05
In recent days, we have seen again that the path to victory in the war on terror will include difficult moments. Our nation grieves the death of every man and woman we lose in combat, and our hearts go out to the loved ones who mourn them. Yet, even in our grief, we can be confident in the future, because the darkness of tyranny is no match for the shining power of freedom.
The terrorists cannot defeat us on the battlefield. The only way they can win is if we lose our nerve. That will not happen on my watch. Withdrawing our troops from Iraq prematurely would betray the Iraqi people, and would cause others to question America's commitment to spreading freedom and winning the war on terror. So we will honor the fallen by completing the mission for which they gave their lives, and by doing so we will ensure that freedom and peace prevail.
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So...peepa. STOP supporting the terrorist side against our own country's. You're aiding and abetting our enemies. shame shame
"Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy. This is their essence." --Ann Coulter
And why the American Voters chose to RE-elect President Bush to four more years. YES!!!
posted on August 31, 2005 06:47:39 PM new
You know, I actuality feel sorry for you CONS. But don't worry I will still expose your LIES every time I have a chance.
posted on August 31, 2005 07:50:56 PM new
hes still sputtering.....in caps no less
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Golfer:Stop checking your watch all the time,its too much of a distraction.
Caddy:Its not a watch, its a compass
posted on August 31, 2005 08:22:14 PM new
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and QUACKS like bigpeepa all in CAPS then it must be that duck from the Aflac insurance tv commercials and hey i've got some good news..........i just saved a buch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Scares them away.
