posted on September 11, 2005 07:14:03 AM
PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT EXPRESSING PROFOUND SORROW OVER HURRICANE KATRINA'S VICIOUS ASSAULT ON HIS PAID FIVE WEEK VACATION
Statement by the President
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you, thank you. As one or two of you may heard by now, there seems to have been a little rain storm or something down on the Northern Gulf Coast.
Now when my people first told me how something real bad was happening, and there was like, total hardcore death and destruction, I had an awful tough Presidential choice to make. Should I do a 9/11TM – and skedaddle as far away as I could in my giant, super-safe plane? Or should I do like I did with that Asiatic Tsunammy thing, and just ignore it for a couple days? Well today I'm proud to inform the American people that they're really getting their money's worth with me – on account of I pulled out all the stops and did BOTH!
(Applause.)
And while I was at it, I even managed to squeeze in a little American Idol action. Man was I kicking myself that I left my Nero costume back at the ranch!
(Applause.)
Unfortunately, no matter how hard I focus on other stuff, like shredding it up on my rad $3000 Trek, this darned "Katrina" has everybody hollering at me to get back to Warshington DC! They say I oughtta at least look like I'm working – for once. To which I say: can't an entitled old-money plutocrat get a damned five week vacation anymore?! And here I was so close to shattering Ronnie Raygun's vacation record!
But I'm not complaining. I'll go. And what God hath wrought through Katrina, I will heal with soaring, noble rhetoric that will soothe the millions of concerned Americans whose post 9/11TM orgy of haughty, holier-than-thou consumerism has been cruelly interrupted by this demonstration of human frailty in the face of Mother Nature... a term I use loosely, since we all know that "weather" is just my buddy Jesus blowing His big Jewish honker.
But hear me good folks: next year, I don't care if every last pinko liberal metropolis in this country gets slammed with thousand megaton nukular warheads – I will be taking however much vacation time I think I've got coming to me. And yes, it will include an extra week – this here one I'm losing!
posted on September 11, 2005 07:43:45 AM
mingotree
They don't get. They will never get it. They will die trying. They will continue to worship their false idol, Bush. Like I've said numerous times on this board, I gave the man a chance and he failed miserably. Compared to Bush, Nixon now looks like he was an honest man.
Cheryl
[ edited by cblev65252 on Sep 11, 2005 07:43 AM ]
I didn't vote for this President, but considering the alternative, I am glad he won.
I will be disappointed if he doesn't fire Brown and I don't agree with all of the this administrations decisions, but I won't be hopping on the knee jerk bash bush wagon.
I can understand the frustration of the left in this country, you finally awakend from the 60's and found out your life style is not the "in" theme any longer.
Laugh all you want. It seems that's all you necons have left these days. I supported the man, even though I did not vote for him, during his first term. It became increasingly more difficult. By the end of his that term I was disgusted by him. This term? He had the same support the neocons on this board would give a homeless gay person. NONE.
posted on September 11, 2005 08:14:57 AM
Speak for your self, I have nothing against gay people and think it is a waste of money to stop them getting married or whatever they want.
You call me a neocon? That must make you a communist. As I have told the other poster here I am more center than you can even imagine because of how far left you are.
Homeless? Well considering most "homeless" are actually professional panhandlers, nope no compassion here.
(Evacuees are an exception before you commies get your panties in a bunch)
