posted on October 10, 2005 03:18:50 PM new
For those that haven't fill one of these out yet. This may be what you were waiting for.
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to
be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for please initial all that apply)
__________ Sex
__________ an early tee time
__________ a pizza
_________a highball
_________a beer,
__________a steak,
_________ the remote control,
________ a bowl of ice cream,
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the
future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
posted on October 10, 2005 03:26:50 PM new
LOL Colin....good one.
But it's clear you only posted this for 'right' thinkers, imo.....because the liberals couldn't possibly get passed this one phrase being of sound mind....
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posted on October 10, 2005 07:19:59 PM new
Pii - Cock-tail N.
n.
Any of various mixed alcoholic drinks consisting usually of brandy, whiskey, vodka, or gin combined with fruit juices or other liquors and often served chilled.
Medicine.
A mixture of drugs, usually in solution, for the diagnosis or treatment of a condition.
A treatment regimen that includes a combination of several drugs, so that their combined effect is more potent than that of any of the drugs used individually.
An appetizer made by combining pieces of food, such as fruit or seafood: fruit cocktail; shrimp cocktail.
adj.
Of or relating to cocktails: a cocktail glass; a cocktail party.
Suitable for wear on semiformal occasions: a cocktail dress.
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It sounds to me like you and bear already have plans for your 'appetizers' of maggie and KD.
being of sound mind.... 