artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 04:31:24 PM
I need help. The cruel and ruthless diva side that comes out of me I have no control over. I have been diagnosed by a priest as possessed by a girl devil named Heckululu. I am not catholic so I'm not sure if it is true. Any opinions. I would really appreciate it. Heckululu is making be do things I do not like. Swimming with bikers and selling my underwear. Please help me! Save me!
[ edited by artdoggy on Sep 2, 2000 04:33 PM ]
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mauimoods
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posted on September 2, 2000 05:19:31 PM
There, does that help?
edited to say never mind. Guess it doesnt. Tried to do a cross for you and it didnt work. 
[ edited by mauimoods on Sep 2, 2000 05:20 PM ]
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kitsch1
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posted on September 2, 2000 05:24:53 PM
Could be that you mean Hecuba?
According to legend Hecuba met death in one of three ways: in despair at her capture she leapt into the Hellespont (now the Dardanelles); she was killed for abusing her captors; or she was metamorphosed into a dog
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mauimoods
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posted on September 2, 2000 05:29:48 PM
Dang Kel...youre a sharp one  . Interesting.
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kitsch1
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posted on September 2, 2000 05:33:09 PM
Only sharp every other Saturday from 12 PM to 9 PM.
Time is running out!
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 05:46:56 PM
I cannot be possessed, except by my great nameless sexy love. I also found out today that my father's mother was of jewish descent, her mother was jewish and her mother's mother was jewish. I was astounded to find this out.
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mauimoods
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posted on September 2, 2000 06:01:24 PM
A jewish southern gal, eh? Couldve sworn you had Italian in ya. Sure you dont have a relative named Mario or Vinnie?
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 06:09:56 PM
who knows what I have in me. I didn't know I had jewish great & great great grandparents until today. My great grandmother on my mothers side was french. her name was MALALOO MISSOURI- my grand mother said she was the meanest woman in 4 states.
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mauimoods
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posted on September 2, 2000 06:12:59 PM
Was she was stubborn too?
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 06:17:30 PM
I don't know I never met her. She married my great-grandfather, took all his money, and feed him alchol until he dropped dead. She took over his property and turned it into a golf course and tavern for sailors. She had an affair with the local butcher and blackmailed him into supplying meat for her tavern for nearly 20 years. She is buried in a tomb in New Orleans. The tomb orginally belonged to her best friend whom she loved dearly until she died. She was jealous of the statue on her tomb. So she bought the burial site under the table from the cemetary and her friends body moved to a potters field. She now lies happily in her monument.
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mauimoods
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posted on September 2, 2000 06:20:07 PM
LOL!
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enchanted
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posted on September 2, 2000 06:41:55 PM
artdoggy inspired Anne Rice's stories. hey artdoggy could be Anne Rice's cousin for all I know.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 06:48:08 PM
You never know who you are talking too but I can assure you I am not related to the hefty vampire queen, she is my nemisis and out of all the things I have written, this one YOU CAN take to the bank.
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loosecannon
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:01:20 PM
artdog
It was funny for about two threads. Get the picture?
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kitsch1
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:20:22 PM
It was funny and quite entertaining. Something tho, is bothersome about the game.
Like someone in RL I know that has so many faces, none are true except the scary one, the game is only fun for them if they are in charge.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:24:23 PM
THE FEAR FACTOR IS ALWAYS AN UNSETTLING UNDERCURRENT TO A REALLY GOOD JOKE
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kitsch1
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:29:57 PM
I knew my last post would amuse you.
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stockticker
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:30:01 PM
You're in charge, Kel, as long as you remember that you can choose or not choose to play the game. Not playing the game doesn't mean fighting because that enables the game to continue and it usually takes a nastier turn. It simply means choosing to walk away. Your decision, your choice - you're in charge.
Irene
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loosecannon
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:30:25 PM
Oh, a joke? A worn out joke. Not funny any longer.
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loosecannon
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:35:25 PM
You're not funny artdog. You're like a stand up comic that has lost it and is up on stage bombing.
Here's a rotten tomato at you. SPLAT! Right in the kisser.
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kitsch1
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:35:31 PM
Thank you Irene, I see things in some of these posts that make me remember some things. It's the tilt of the words ya know. Makes me think here in cyber world that I could win one unscathed (unlike some RL enounters)
But it aint true. There's no winning, just dredging up of things that give nightmares.
I'm out.
Artdoggy, I wish you would use your carisma in another way., You'd be the bell of AW.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:37:45 PM
You know, some people really hate Howard Stern, they really hate him, so why don't they just turn him off...you really are scared aren't you cannon. I bet we could be friends, don't worry, angels follow me.
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loosecannon
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:43:00 PM
I'm reasonably sure we have crossed paths before. You're just some poster that was previously banned, coming back to troll. Probably male. Definitely not funny.
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CheyenneRoundup
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:45:13 PM
The greatest performers never listen to the bad reviews.
I think, that as a Southern Gentleman, I must put myself forward to champion any southern belle who has a tomato flung into her face.
Sir, the field of honor may be in order.
http://psychicspy.com/
I can see you.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:45:42 PM
No, I have never been banned. I am a woman. I am married and I have a 5 year old son. I am a full time artist and jewelry designer. Your fear is getting to you, your fear is your own, you have no reason to fear me.
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loosecannon
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:49:11 PM
Not much at stake really. I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
Gee, you signed in with your other ID real fast.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:50:58 PM
Oh Cheynne you southern gentleman indeed, tomato flung in my face is not quite so messy on the internet, no performer is daunted especially a good one as you say. I cannot say how I admire your chivalry, especially in the modern world of lawless competiveness. Oh Cheynne, I wish I could just throw my pretty arms around your big strong neck and give you a soft kiss.
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CheyenneRoundup
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:53:41 PM
Artdoggy, No problem, Ma'am. It's all a cowboy can do in a situation such as this. Allow me to just tip my hat in your general direction, no kiss is nessessary.
http://psychicspy.com/
I can see you.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:54:45 PM
but I WANT to give you a kiss
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loosecannon
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:54:46 PM
You mean Southern Californian Gentleman, right?
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