Bear1949
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posted on November 21, 2005 03:48:37 PM new
Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Maryland, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Wisconson. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third had married an Texas girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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dblfugger9
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posted on November 21, 2005 04:02:21 PM new
that is cute bear! 
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WashingtoneBayer
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posted on November 21, 2005 04:10:28 PM new
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
Ron
"Better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not."
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piinthesky
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posted on November 21, 2005 04:32:32 PM new
Good one Bear!
I'm going to print that one and give it to my Dads wife and he can see it after her. If i email it to him, he'll delete it before she gets a chance to see it.
It's funny because that's how he is with her. At the dinner table he can't even put salad dressing on his own damm salad, even if the bottle is right in front of him.
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piinthesky
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posted on November 21, 2005 04:35:58 PM new
Bear,
Do you ever set up and sell at the shows in Albuquerque??
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 21, 2005 04:41:00 PM new
Good One Bear!
Oh btw...what's up with leaving the RT without announcing your departure?? Don't you know you are supposed to check in and check out!
LOL..don't you love them Bossy Texas Women!
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hwahwa
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posted on November 21, 2005 04:49:29 PM new
how many texan women do you know marry non texan man??
They are just too overbearing!!
/ lets all stop whining !! /
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 21, 2005 04:52:54 PM new
All my Ex's live in Texas
That's why I hang my hat in Mississippi! lalalalal 
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Bear1949
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posted on November 21, 2005 05:14:55 PM new
Pi, we don't set up anywhere but in Texas. The friend that I set up with at shows is a dealer (FFL holder). BATF rules allow dealers to sell firearms in their home state or in another state if they have a store in that state.
Oh btw...what's up with leaving the RT without announcing your departure?? Don't you know you are supposed to check in and check out!
I don't remember getting married to you Maggie, was I drunk when it happened?
ActuallY I mentioned to DBL in the "There's hope for Bear' thread that I had a show this weekend.
I didn't make a majot announcement because I didn't want Sheepa. LD & Craw to gloat over my absence.
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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classicrock000
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posted on November 21, 2005 05:25:31 PM new
you were gone bear??
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Beauty is only a light switch away
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piinthesky
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posted on November 21, 2005 05:27:32 PM new
Bear, i believe you are incorrect about the BATF rules. I have friends from Wisconsin that come to sell at the big gun shows, put on by the New Mexico Gun Collectors Association, in Albuquerque and i know they don't have a store anywhere in NM. I've talked with other sellers from all over the country that sell at the shows in Alb. also.
I believe the only requirement is that you are the holder of an FFL and it allows you to sell all over the US.
You might want to consider it as these shows are humongous. I can get you some info on them if you'd like.
ed to add; There are special rules that do apply if you are planning on selling in New York, New Jersey and Massachusets and maybe one or two other states but other than that, the rest are open for sales if you hold an FFL.
[ edited by piinthesky on Nov 21, 2005 05:35 PM ]
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Bear1949
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posted on November 21, 2005 05:54:18 PM new
you were gone bear??
Be glad I wasn't gone bare.
Pi, I may be wrong but thats the info I've been given. Now you've gotten me wondering & I'll double check what I've been told.
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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piinthesky
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posted on November 21, 2005 06:03:49 PM new
Bear, Maggie thinks she blew it with me and Classic, so now she's worried that she might lose you too. 
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Bear1949
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posted on November 21, 2005 06:10:31 PM new
Maggie thinks she blew it
I told her I wasn't waiting in line.....
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 21, 2005 06:14:01 PM new
What are you guys talking about??
You are all my boy-toys, don't make me take out my whips and give you your stripes again....
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piinthesky
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posted on November 21, 2005 06:19:50 PM new
Here's how Maggie's and Bear's first meeting started.
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classicrock000
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posted on November 21, 2005 06:51:23 PM new
LOL Piin
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Beauty is only a light switch away
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Bear1949
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posted on November 21, 2005 07:10:20 PM new
don't make me take out my whips and give you your stripes again....
Just as I figured, All talk and no action...
PI, seems as though your friends may be in violation of BATF regs:
May a person obtain a dealer's license to engage in business only at gun shows?
No. A license may only be issued for a permanent premises at which the licensed applicant intends to do business. A person having such license may conduct business at gun shows located in the State in which the licensed premises is located and sell and deliver curio or relic firearms to other licensees at any location.
[18 U.S.C. 923(a) and (j)]
http://www.atf.treas.gov/firearms/nlc/ffl/faqs_lic.htm#q7
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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piinthesky
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posted on November 21, 2005 08:32:39 PM new
Thanks for the info, Bear. I'll have to research it and find out how they are doing it. Maybe there's some sort of a waiver or something. I'll get back to you on it.
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Bear1949
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posted on November 22, 2005 01:52:45 PM new
Pi, if they are selling "privately" owned firearms, it is legal up to a point. The ATF has ruled a private individual may sell firearms but cannot derive a "significant" portion of their income from those sales.
Also if the fireatms they are selling were manufactured prior to 1898 or are muzzle loaders they are exempted from ATF FFL rules.
I gave my liberal neighbors son a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.
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