maggiemuggins
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posted on November 26, 2005 05:11:31 PM
Former Canadian Minister of Defense, accuses Bush of building a Moon base to attack Aliens!
Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20051124/bs_prweb/prweb314382_1
Trying again with that link..
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Nov 26, 2005 05:15 PM ]
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kraftdinner
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posted on November 26, 2005 05:56:36 PM
"Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth."
Sounds like he's one of them. 
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mingotree
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posted on November 26, 2005 06:32:48 PM
Whoever they are Bush will start a war with them especially if there's a buck to be made.
Grunt, grunt Bring it on! Grunt grunt!
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 26, 2005 06:51:57 PM
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mingotree
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posted on November 26, 2005 07:07:40 PM
My big question on beings from other planets is WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO STAY HERE!?
It would have to be awfully bad on their planet to make earth attractive.
But I know they're here....I think my boss is one of them....honest ! I swear her voice is recorded and there's a chip in her neck....
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Bear1949
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posted on November 26, 2005 07:18:26 PM
Yup. you can smell dingo's breath preceding her all the way from her home planet of uranus.
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 26, 2005 07:29:24 PM
LOL...Mingo! I've always thought people with wide set eyes are Aliens...like Uma Thurman..
Does your boss have unnaturally wide set eyes?
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mingotree
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posted on November 26, 2005 07:53:39 PM
No, she has little pig eyes like blubberbutt Bear...poor nasty, uncivil bear and his obsession with me.....he's so stupid all he can do is either vomit out an insult or C&P something....well, at least we know he's not an alien...they say they're intelligent. ....and they don't weigh 500 pounds....
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kraftdinner
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posted on November 26, 2005 07:59:26 PM
Then how do you explain Bush's eye's being so close together, Maggie?
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 26, 2005 08:03:32 PM
Oh...I don't know.. Krafty..inbreeding perhaps?
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mingotree
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posted on November 26, 2005 08:05:54 PM
inbreeding! Why, of course! THAT explains the stupidity ! And I thought it was just the coke and booze that did it!
Inbreeding also made him a yellow-bellied coward .
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maggiemuggins
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posted on November 26, 2005 08:16:06 PM
Or maybe one of those lab experiments..half chimp half human... He is such a dork, it's embarrassing to watch him...did you all see him scooting away from the reporters in Beijing, pulling desperately at the locked doors trying to find an exit... and then turning to the audience with that stunned deer caught in the headlights look on his face...I thought I'd pee myself laughing...until I remembered that he represents my country...
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mingotree
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posted on November 26, 2005 08:21:48 PM
What's funny is ....
the door was UNLOCKED !!
He didn't know how to turn the knob
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Bear1949
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posted on November 26, 2005 08:36:54 PM
poor nasty, uncivil bear
And there goes Monica calling someone else uncivil.
Hardly a thread started here without her immediately slamming someone.....
"Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better man, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.".
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classicrock000
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posted on November 27, 2005 04:14:54 AM
"Yup. you can smell dingo's breath preceding her all the way from her home planet of uranus."
ROFLMAO!!
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Beauty is only a light switch away
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WashingtoneBayer
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posted on November 27, 2005 06:59:44 AM
I love it, pointing a finger at someone who would not even be in office when the project was done, President Bush must be a great man to have some many imbeciles attacking him.
Ron
"Better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not."
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mingotree
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posted on November 27, 2005 07:22:00 AM
"""Hardly a thread started here without her immediately slamming someone....."""
Ya, and I'm so glad you and classic never do that...such good little boys
Bush's keepers must be very clever to have so many imbeciles who believe in him and follow like mindless sheep
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