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 artdoggy
 
posted on September 3, 2000 10:48:06 PM
Just wanted to let you all know that there is a pack of obese elves that are expecting the arrival of their royal Elfin giantess. She is only 3 feet tall but she is over 900 feet wide. I read this in the weekly world news.

 
 artdoggy
 
posted on September 3, 2000 10:49:34 PM
It was also mention the the Queen Elf sells on Ebay and has a HUGE clientele

 
 mauimoods
 
posted on September 3, 2000 10:51:07 PM
LOL...ok, Im done, ROTFLMAO!

By the way....ROTF means ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY A$$ OFF.


 
 artdoggy
 
posted on September 3, 2000 10:52:16 PM
Thank god, you lighted up!

 
 mauimoods
 
posted on September 3, 2000 10:54:37 PM
LOL....was fun, but seems two of our threads kinda disappeared, eh? Subtle hints from the friendly moderators maybe?


 
 mauimoods
 
posted on September 3, 2000 10:55:40 PM
But my current thread about the ear muffs from panties sure will draw some lurkers just by the title, wont it? LOLOLOL


 
 artdoggy
 
posted on September 3, 2000 10:56:52 PM
oh don't worry, they always come after me, I am the villan of the universe, its always my fault. How do they know if your rude, does and alarm go off? a blinking red distaste light? I bet they drink a lot of coffee. I think if I had to read a message board, I would be very lenient (I probably spelled that wrong) I would want the excitement.

 
 artdoggy
 
posted on September 3, 2000 10:58:17 PM
I wish I had a magic camera so I could see all the panty lurkers, one lady wrote today that I changed her George's life. Wow, maybe I could be the alternative to viagra.

 
 mauimoods
 
posted on September 3, 2000 11:00:45 PM
I asked the moderators to womb that thread about the panties. Im sorry artdoggy. Just wanted to return the favor and it wasnt nice. Yes, I can light up...but I do that in RL and dont like to do it on the boards, especially in that way.


 
 artdoggy
 
posted on September 3, 2000 11:02:45 PM
Womb the thread? lol? I am having such a tough time keeping up with the lingo!!!

 
 mauimoods
 
posted on September 3, 2000 11:05:30 PM
Oh, I think youre alot smarter than you want us to think, but I will go along with the game since you seem to be enjoying it.


 
 artdoggy
 
posted on September 3, 2000 11:07:21 PM
no, really, i don't really know the lingo around here. How do you feel about leaving yourself so open. I mean you post your ebay address openly on the board, does that scare you that someone might try to hurt your feedback? That is why I have not told anyone my auction Id name...Isn't your phone number available on ebay..

 
 artdoggy
 
posted on September 3, 2000 11:12:21 PM
hey, sombody answer my questions!

 
 mauimoods
 
posted on September 3, 2000 11:20:15 PM
Sorry..had to get a cig. No, Im not too worried. What happens, happens. I dont diss anyone. Im just me. Never had a prob so far (knock on wood). Got great feedback because I worked hard for it, and did the best I could for my customers. Here, in AW and other places I post, they all know me as mauimoods. Just do my own thing, and try to stay boring, lol.


 
 artdoggy
 
posted on September 3, 2000 11:22:09 PM
but doesn't ebay give out information like your phone number?

 
 mauimoods
 
posted on September 3, 2000 11:24:04 PM
It has to be auction related (I think). Nobody has asked for my info, except to contact me about a sale. AND, you also get THEIR info, so you know who is asking about you.

edited to add that if I was worried about the world knowing my full name, then I wouldnt have told ebay mag about the sale I had. They printed my full name! But, Im not worried about it. I was famous for about 10 minutes, lol...and sales perked up too


[ edited by mauimoods on Sep 3, 2000 11:26 PM ]
 
 artdoggy
 
posted on September 3, 2000 11:25:10 PM
if I change my id name on Ebay, I lose my feedback right?

 
 mauimoods
 
posted on September 3, 2000 11:27:12 PM
No...you keep your feedback...but you get those sunglasses for a month.


 
 mauimoods
 
posted on September 3, 2000 11:29:01 PM
Dont sweat it artdoggy. If you are known now, then it wont be bandied about. The folks here that are the regulars dont do that. We are auction folks...and messing with someones auctions is taboo. We play, we argue, we fight. But I like to think we DONT mess with our businesses and families.


 
 mauimoods
 
posted on September 3, 2000 11:35:27 PM
Me bed is giving me "the look", so Im off for the night.

Have a good night


 
 
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