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colin	posted on January 10, 2006 05:33:04 AM It could happen. HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT IN JANUARY 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long... The ghost of George Washington appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears.. Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.. Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater." Amen, Reverend Colin http://www.reverendcolin.com
dblfugger9	posted on January 10, 2006 06:21:12 AM
Linda_K	posted on January 10, 2006 07:40:31 AM LOL.... Obviously written by someone who isn't one of her supporters. [Thanks for my first chuckle of the morning.]
nerfballwillie	posted on January 11, 2006 03:45:46 PM What would the ghosts of the precious forefodders really say to that question? Washington: Get you some slaves. Jefferson: Sleep with your slaves Lincoln: Only if they're males.

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