maggiemuggins
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posted on January 14, 2006 07:59:22 PM new
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kraftdinner
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:03:39 PM new
You red-headed Kathy Lee fashion wearing bag of swollen intestines, Maggie. How dare you!! 
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maggiemuggins
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:23:21 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 10:14 AM ]
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fenix03
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:24:07 PM new
Well - I don't know about the ole biddies but I'm watching the game you wicked ole wench. Denver is showing everyone just how annoyed they were that they were completely ignored by everyone discussing the playoff picture.
How the hell does a team go 10-3 and not lose a single home game and not a damn soul talks about them for two weeks. Silly silly prognosticators.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:25:58 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 9, 2006 10:14 AM ]
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Bear1949
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:32:28 PM new
A young Classis was so well-endowed that it was hurting his knees, so an operation was scheduled to fix the problem. Three doctors were called in to consult on the surgery.
The first doctor suggested, "Why don't we take a big hunk off the end?" They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.
The second doctor suggested, "Why don't we take a big hunk out of the middle?" They discussed it and decided it would risk its shape.
The third doctor suggested, "Why don't we take a big hunk off the base?" They discussed it and said that would give him erection problems.
That only left was nurse Maggie. The doctors looked over at her and saw she had tears running down her cheeks. "Why don't we," she said through her tears, "just make his legs longer?"
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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dblfugger9
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:32:57 PM new
Face it Maggie, you (we) need Linda!!
OMG!!
hahaha
Kraft, ya got something against K-mart? Thats my favorite store! 
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maggiemuggins
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:38:50 PM new
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dblfugger9
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:41:58 PM new
So where is mingotree, did she go along for the trip too? LOL Linda's worst nightmare come true!!
I can hear it and see it now. Linda getting on a train Mingo in toe, "SO Answer the question, LINDUH." Linda looking and darting her eyes behind her, and scurrying though the train doors to the next car.
ROFL
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maggiemuggins
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:45:06 PM new
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replaymedia
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:54:13 PM new
"After she called me a slut,she said she didn't wish be around the likes of me here.. "
Is that a joke or the truth? Let's hear the rest of THAT story!
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dblfugger9
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:54:18 PM new
oh she's done with us huh? You disappointed her greatly Maggie.
..or rather a case of fickle fair-weather friends. speaking of weather (like old biddys are want to do) two days ago it was 60 something degrees here. It's now snowing and mother nature is blowing her coldest of rippen winds. )somebody order snow - but it wasnt supposed to come by me!) I have summer clothes and winter clothes out with not enough room for both. Its too much.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:56:23 PM new
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dblfugger9
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posted on January 14, 2006 08:58:32 PM new
I vote for the advantages of stupidness.
Bet classic will go for the penial thing. 
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maggiemuggins
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posted on January 14, 2006 09:15:41 PM new
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classicrock000
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posted on January 15, 2006 04:23:44 AM new
"The answer is YES! You act like a Prick, and I love your, intelligence, bluntness, and acerbic wit!!"
hey magster-when I read that,I thought you were actually giving her a compliment.I must have read it wrong
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classicrock000
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posted on January 15, 2006 04:44:25 AM new
" Okay.. here are some topics to discuss, if you feel the urge. You all still get urges, don't you?"
yea but none I really want to discuss here.
"The Case for UFOs and Aliens on Earth and on Other Planets"
beam me up scotty....this place sucks down here.
"The Advantages of Stupidity "
ask bigpeapa....hes an expert on the subject.
"The History of Baseball Cards"
I'd rather not-in the 50's I either "flipped them against the steps,or put them in the spokes of my bicycle which made them virtually worthless.
"The Idatarod - Alaskan Dog Sled Race"
this is a great sport.....for people with too much time on their hands.
"Understanding Abusive Parents"
I understand them very well-their kids should be taken away.The woman should have her tubes tied and the man should have his nuts cut....this prevents "repeat offenders"
"Crimes and Punishment - Beginning of the Penal System"
Im not sure what the crime of having 8 inches is......and I dont think I should be punished for it.
"Evolution of Profanity - How Swear Words Came to Be"
I would like to know this myself....its the bible I go by.
"Mysteries of the World - Study of the Supernatural"
lets face it.....does anyone really give a rats ass?????????
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maggiemuggins
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posted on January 15, 2006 07:28:10 AM new
You're on a roll this morning at 4:44 AM??? Do you have a Paper route or something? LOL
So much for discussion, you've summed them all up with one or two lines..ah well, I tried.
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dblfugger9
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posted on January 15, 2006 07:39:14 AM new
I have a paper route, maggie. Its an extra 1000.00 a month for two hours a days work.
Dont forget to tip your paper boy!! 365 days of the year! Hear ye! Hear ye! For whom the bell tolls -- and keeps bonging it like Quasimodo.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on January 15, 2006 07:55:03 AM new
No kidding, DBL? That's not an easy job. Out in the wee hours, rain, snow, sleet etc.
We have one fellow who does this route and he is here around 4AM!!! How do I know? Because the pain in the ass has had a bad muffler for two years and wakes me up every morning. LOL
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bigpeepa
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posted on January 15, 2006 07:59:34 AM new
CLASSIC,
If being stupid brings responses like your 4:44AM ones. Its a good day for me.
BTW, I find cop stories on T.V. stupid T.V.
Plus I can't respect people with a classic inflated image of self-importance. If that is being stupid I sure am glad you think so.
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dblfugger9
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posted on January 15, 2006 08:00:10 AM new
yeah and ya get flashed alot by mysterious rain coat type stalkers too!
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dblfugger9
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posted on January 15, 2006 08:47:54 AM new
if being stupid brings responses like your 4:44AM ones. Its a good day for me.
Peepa, did somebody wake you up, or have you been using posit software?
people with a classic inflated image of self-importance
Boy, are you on the wrong message board, then.
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colin
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posted on January 15, 2006 09:13:18 AM new
peebrain,
It's not one thing that make you look stupid.
It's a conglomeration of every word you write and probably ever thought you have.
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
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MAH645
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posted on January 15, 2006 01:12:32 PM new
If you had the topic "Why cats act the way they do" I could fill that one right now. Maybe fluffy would add a line or two to that one.
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Two men sit behind bars,one sees mud the other sees stars.
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classicrock000
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posted on January 15, 2006 01:57:19 PM new
"BTW, I find cop stories on T.V. stupid T.V"
well-knowing you,its probably the only kind of t.v you have.
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classicrock000
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posted on January 15, 2006 02:01:30 PM new
I have a paper route, maggie. Its an extra 1000.00 a month for two hours a days work
DB-is it one of those routes where you have to get up at 3:00am to deliver?
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dblfugger9
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posted on January 15, 2006 02:59:11 PM new
No classic, its afternoon delight newspaper.
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classicrock000
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posted on January 15, 2006 03:54:21 PM new
starland vocal band
We have something like that here-the problem is that you have to be up around 2:30 to finish by 5:00AM.
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dblfugger9
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posted on January 15, 2006 05:01:15 PM new
I'll stump you one day!!
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