posted on February 7, 2006 08:21:31 PM new
The good lord gave man dominion over the beasts of the field. It's in the bible, you can go read it for yourself if you don't believe me. Just because puppies are cute doesn't mean we don't have the right to dump them in the bushes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an un-christian weenie.
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posted on February 8, 2006 03:22:22 AM new
Tom-speaking of house flys-back in the 70's when we had our first Siamese cat,we lived on a first floor apt.We had a screen door,and eventually a fly would come in,when we left it open to long.The damn cat would go crazy chasing these varmits around the apt.When the cat got close to the fly and was ready to pounce on it,its teeth would actually start "chattering" Then after it pounced on it,the damn cat would chow it down-then 10 minutes later the cat would barf it up....why couldnt I be a dog lover???
posted on February 8, 2006 04:59:19 AM new
THAT'S the kind of behaviour that really endears CATS to Ralphie & me...
DOGS (otoh) are sooooo much more civilized & subservient -- kinda like a wife who understands and accepts a "vow of silence..."
Tis axiomatic! If WOMEN were more like DOGS, I might even consider the EXTREME HONOR of allowing one into our humble abode.
Instead, poor Ralphie & I spend endless hours in fruitless searches through KOREAN & PHILIPPINE & RUSSIAN mail-order bride catalogs, looking for that "special someone" who would understand & accept that I'm MUCH too intelectually superior to pick up my own undies, and that Ralphie needs daily tummy-rubs & other educational stimulations...
posted on February 8, 2006 05:26:01 AM new
Tom, you are intellectual indeed but often times not altogether funny in your pain it seems.
Classic, you know ive had the breeds. and they didnt go out. Well this time I got a castoff from the aspca. He insists on going out hunting. You know he brings me all manner of things. Plops down his prey as if to say, here, look what I done got for you! So stealth was he, twice a bird he caught and brought. And my heart broke for that little bird hysterically. He couldnt understand why he was told he was bad bad bad. He looked at me like are you crazy?-- Look what I got?! Its mine let me play with it. Now i have to watch him because he will stalk the birds but he knows they cant come here (But was at fault as I even tossed them some crumbs to come for him) but his new thing is water bugs and such and I really cant deal with that.
He brings them in between his teeth and sometimes I cant see. If Im not watching him closely, he drops them and they run. (add scurrility)
Classic do you know that look they make when they smell heat? There's a technical name for it, but I forget. (It used to annoy my husband to no end. He wanted to know what the hell that is!! lol!!)
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posted on February 8, 2006 10:54:33 AM new
no DB-I have no idea-I never knew they had a look when they smell heat....all our cat does when the heat comes on is go by the baseboard heater.
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