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stonecold613	posted on June 15, 2006 10:21:04 AM new A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. She has a nasty looking tattoo on each arm and rotten teeth. To make it even worse, she's wearing flip flops and has long, filthy toenails. The Walmart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"? The ugly woman says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. "Why?... Do you think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice"!
kraftdinner	posted on June 15, 2006 11:46:22 AM new Is Helen your wife's name, Stone?
profe51	posted on June 15, 2006 11:54:34 AM new Kraft ____________________________________________ Now We Know... Uninformed People Elect Uninformed Presidents
irked	posted on June 17, 2006 12:39:21 AM new Sounds like a double bagger to me. ************** I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

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