posted on July 23, 2006 06:57:28 AM new
WHY POLOCKS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS
Stosh and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Stosh whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead!
What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence. and then a shot is heard.
Stoshs voice comes back on the line, "Okay ... now what?"
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If you dont want to hear the truth....dont ask the question.
posted on July 23, 2006 12:21:51 PM new
Very funny.
Classic, that's almost as bad as the Polish guy that came to the rescue and performed the
hindlick maneuver on a woman in a restaurant that was choking on a piece of food.
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[ edited by piinthesky on Jul 23, 2006 12:22 PM ]
