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 tomwiii
 
posted on November 3, 2006 03:44:13 PM new
...Bill Clinton!

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15536263/

A RALPH J. DAWG INVESTIGATIVE EXCLUSIVE

Pastor Ted states: "Hey! Just like BILL! I shoved the METH up my SNOUT, but I DIDN'T SNORT!" Yeah? Then WHY does yer SNOUT keep lengthening during this interview?

Asserting that it's quite a common and just a plain ole everyday FUN kinda way to relax, Pastor Ted claims he met the male prostitute at the SATAN HOTEL for a..."massage"

Sounds perfectly believable to me...






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 davebraun
 
posted on November 3, 2006 04:22:56 PM new
Or as Flip Wilson used to say "the devil made me do it"

 
 roadsmith
 
posted on November 3, 2006 05:57:08 PM new
For some of the folks here: THIS latest perverted pastor is EXACTLY the reason many of us suspect people like him who loudly proclaim that homosexuality is evil. This is the reason. Too many of those jerks out there.

 
 bigpeepa
 
posted on November 3, 2006 06:00:05 PM new
Pastor Ted better watch his back Remember Jimmy Swaggart?

BATON ROUGE, La. - Evangelist Jimmy Swaggart apologized Wednesday for saying in a televised worship service that he would kill any gay man who looked at him romantically.

Phony Christians just use real believers for their votes and money to hire male or female whores.

 
 profe51
 
posted on November 3, 2006 06:14:49 PM new
This scumbag is the leader of 30 million religious conservatives and a WEEKLY contributor to Bush/Rove's talks.

The religious right is NOW LOST to the Republicans....
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Grow your own Dope. Plant a Republican.
 
 kiara
 
posted on November 3, 2006 06:33:24 PM new
Hypocrites! All of them. I've always been suspicious of anyone who loudly proclaims they are religious or 'born again' or holier than thou and then starts pointing fingers at others for their 'low moral character' as they always seem to be hiding some nasty and dirty little deed.


 
 roadsmith
 
posted on November 3, 2006 06:35:04 PM new
And lest I be misunderstood here, I want to make it clear that I'm not criticizing this guy for being gay, I'm criticizing him for his hypocrisy.

None of us is perfect, it's true, but all the more reason for loudmouth clerics to tone down their noise a bit on all the sins they see out there in the world. As their own leader said, "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone. . . . "

OR, as an alternative, let them be AS DAMNED LOUD ABOUT GLUTTONY AND PRIDE AS THEY ARE ABOUT SEXUAL "SINS." All those big bellies on those guys is as offensive to me as homosexuality is to them. There are starving people in the world, and in their town, and probably in their own neighborhoods, and they could well share some of their great food with the hungry--as THEIR OWN GOD HAS REQUIRED.

I guess I need to sign off now. This daughter of a Baptist minister is getting too worked up!

 
 tomwiii
 
posted on November 3, 2006 07:32:38 PM new
The GOP is truly SCHZOID about gays...

Look up the Franklin Credit Union scandal...

Look up: "Jeff Ganon" -- this gay male "escort" was installed into the WH PRESS CORPS by TurdBlossom in order to lob puff questions at Dumbo...

Look up: the abduction of Johnny Gosch...

For REAL SLEAZE: look up Jim West

What's with all the powerful GOP gongressional leaders having gay CHIEFS OF STAFF -- and trading them off from office to office...

The sad thing about all these putzes is: WHO CARES IF SOMEONE IS GAY???!!! I sure don't! But these hypocrites hide in their closets doing everything in their power to make gays as miserable as possible...FOR SHAME ON THE GOP!





 
 tomwiii
 
posted on November 3, 2006 08:07:29 PM new







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