posted on November 5, 2006 09:39:16 PM new
While walking down the street one day an ex state democratic senator is tragically hit
by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter.
"Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem.
We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're
not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the man.
"Well, I can't, I have orders from higher up. What we'll do
is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose
where to spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf
course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it
are all his friends, Dean Johnson and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him,
shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while
getting rich at the expense of the people and children.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar
and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly
guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having
such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator
rises... The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven
where St. Peter is waiting for him.
"Now it's time to visit heaven."
So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and
St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now
choose your eternity."
The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would
never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I
think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of
a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and
putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil
comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder."I don't
understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there
was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank
champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a
wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
What happened?"
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning......
Today you voted!!
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"Unfortunately there are levels of Stupid that just can't be cured!!" The new Demomoron motto.
posted on November 6, 2006 06:28:22 AM new
Another neo-con stupid posting. A posting from a UN-AMERICAN,AGAINST OUR TROOPS,AGAINST THE MIDDLE CLASS NEO-CON.
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The good news is TOMORROW REAL AMERICANS can start taking their country back from STONE HEAD STUPID PEOPLE.
posted on November 6, 2006 09:02:53 AM new
You are so right...Stonecold.
The dems have done NOTHING to support our troops....they just USE their deaths for their own political agenda.
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I like how Michelle Malkin puts it:
America has the best-trained, most professional, most well-educated military in the world.
But the moonbats want only to hear the myths of the soldier-as-victim or the soldier-as-brutalizer or soldier-as-indentured servant.
This is no isolated case of Democrat incompetence and insensitivity toward the military.
Kerry's party is the party of Dick Durbin, who likened American interrogators and Gitmo military staff to Nazis, Soviet gulag operators and genocidal maniac Pol Pot.
Kerry's party is the party of Patty Murray, who praised Osama bin Laden's charity work with nary a nod to our men and women in uniform who have sailed and flown to the most far-flung regions of the world on reconstruction and humanitarian missions.
Kerry's party is the party that approved of him tarring American troops as terrorizers in Iraq last year.
And Kerry's party is the party whose national party website couldn't even find an American soldier to illustrate a page dedicated to "Veterans and Military Families." Until a military reader of my blog called attention to it, the DNC site erroneously featured a photo of a Canadian soldier named "Abdul" in its attempt to show support for American troops.
Can you trust a party with such entrenched disdain and contempt for the military to use that power well and wisely at a time of war?
America made a choice in 2004. Two years later, the Democrats have said and done nothing to earn the nation's endorsement now.
Michelle Malkin
While the democratic party complains about everything THIS President does to protect our Nation:
What would a Democrat president have done at that point? Apparently, the answer is: Sit back and wait for the next terrorist attack.
Ann Coulter
posted on November 6, 2006 09:10:47 AM new
Stonecold613 has been busy posting this pic all over the place today.. including OTWA where he stole Rustygumbo's id and posts there as him.
posted on November 6, 2006 09:42:17 AM new
Oh....and NOW maggie is getting all upset that VOTERS will see how those brave men FEEL about constantly getting INSULTED and SLANDERED by the far left wing of the dem party.
I LOVE the voters seeing how our SERVING VETS....feel about the dem CRAP. Feel their NON SUPPORT of their mission in Iraq.
It's a GOOD thing for it to be shown to all.
While the democratic party complains about everything THIS President does to protect our Nation:
What would a Democrat president have done at that point? Apparently, the answer is: Sit back and wait for the next terrorist attack.
Ann Coulter
posted on November 6, 2006 09:54:12 AM new
No linda.. I get upset when people steal someone else's id and post on other boards pretending to be that person. Of course I wouldn't expect you to find fault with anyone doing anything like that as long as they are Repugs.. right..
posted on November 6, 2006 10:15:49 AM newMatter-of-fact..when the liberals here were running to other boards....doing JUST that....I had to protect my userid against THEM.
Please name for me which liberals from here took ID's from others. Can you do that?
And who in this world would ever want to pretend to be you, Lindak? Your nickname over there was the 'barking moonbat' and you never quit for a second in time until you got booted. Who would ever have time in a day to post nonstop ranting and pretend to be you?
posted on November 6, 2006 10:25:01 AM new
For one maggie, I don't know what you are talking about stealing someone's id. This is the only one I have.
Second, you should talk. Couldn't keep your own ID here? Suspension troubles? Talk about double standards. When the truth is exposed, demomorons lie and cheat.
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"Unfortunately there are levels of Stupid that just can't be cured!!" The new Demomoron motto.
posted on November 6, 2006 10:29:57 AM new
Just as I thought, you couldn't name anyone from here but let's not forget all your friends from here that used numerous socks until Otwa booted them all.
And don't blame me for your personal hygiene, lindak when things start to stink around you. Perhaps you need to attend to something?
posted on November 6, 2006 10:32:36 AM new
good point, Stonecold.
But I think most can see by now that they only become indignant when they [falsely] believe someone might be copying THEIR behaviors. They want it all for themselves. Yep...I've long referred to it as their double standard. lol
Which, of course, send them into a FRIZZY.
They don't like the TRUTH being put in their face.
While the democratic party complains about everything THIS President does to protect our Nation:
What would a Democrat president have done at that point? Apparently, the answer is: Sit back and wait for the next terrorist attack.
Ann Coulter
posted on November 6, 2006 11:17:25 AM new
LOL....so NOW maggies trying to make light of her OWN usage of SEVERAL posting id's - trying to fool others...pull a fast one over on them. How typical.
Character has nothing to do with 'being likes' - popular. I'm quite happy not being 'popular' with scumbags who play games by posting personal LIES about others under some 'PRETEND' userids. That's childlike...and just as you and your ilk here have done over and over and over again....pretending is all you have.
Oh and maggie....et al....I've never registered those 'other' IDs. Good try and starting ANOTHER of your LIES though. Your buddies thrive on making FALSE accusations...and then playing with them. Yep....that's YOUR character all right.
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Oh and L@@K hellen...the poster who swears SHE DOESN'T POST here anymore....because we're all beneith her...LOL LOL LOL ....IS STILL POSTING HERE.
While the democratic party complains about everything THIS President does to protect our Nation:
What would a Democrat president have done at that point? Apparently, the answer is: Sit back and wait for the next terrorist attack.
Ann Coulter
posted on November 6, 2006 11:19:50 AM new
And another things I'm LOL about...is here is hellen...doing EXACTLY what she SAID she doesn't do...it's NOT HER POLICY...LOL LOL LOL
oh brother.
Nope...what's posted at one board doesn't go to another board.....as per hellen's POLICY. So stated on the ross board.
posted on November 6, 2006 11:44:57 AM new
Now....why would Doc remove your post maggie???
You just don't GET it do you? Nope....you live in some sort of fantasy la la land...where the most fun thing is NOT to address the topic issue.....but rather to make personal insults about the physical charactericts of people you've never seen.
THAT'S just ONE example of your poor CHARACTER, maggie...plus multiple other userids....LOL
While the democratic party complains about everything THIS President does to protect our Nation:
What would a Democrat president have done at that point? Apparently, the answer is: Sit back and wait for the next terrorist attack.
Ann Coulter
posted on November 6, 2006 11:50:02 AM new
ROFLMAO....linda.....it's really funny you posting you like men with hairy rear ends...all silky and smoothe and all..
I couldn't resist... btw.. if you never get to feel that hairy butt again, just close your eyes, pucker up and rub your face! LOL
posted on November 6, 2006 11:50:23 AM new
yes, hellen....it's SO clear to all that the sand-box liberal ladies SUPPORT each other in constantly DERAILING threads where ever they go.
It's juvenile...but it's YOU.
"State Democrat Leaders are a Joke"
as are their liberal ladies here.
While the democratic party complains about everything THIS President does to protect our Nation:
What would a Democrat president have done at that point? Apparently, the answer is: Sit back and wait for the next terrorist attack.
Ann Coulter
posted on November 6, 2006 11:54:53 AM new
I understand maggie...again it all boils down to ones personal character.
Yours shows again in that breaking the rules where they allow your LIES/personal insults to be posted.....doesn't matter to you. RULES aren't for the maggster....nope....there just like men....make to be 'played' to get whatever financial gain from them you can....or in the case of the board owners....knowing the rules but OFFENDING the board owners RULES anyway.
posted on November 6, 2006 11:57:29 AM new
Exactly who is juvenile here? You are the author of that post about loving men with hairy buts. Maybe you should email Arcane so that he can remove that one too. Hahaha!
posted on November 6, 2006 12:05:57 PM new
Let's see. What I didn't see was a post from YOU hellen. But I DID notice, as I've already pointed out ANOTHER of your LIES.
You told posters on the ross board that what they say there "It's my policy to not discuss it anywhere else".
Did I not just PROVE you a LIAR once again. Yep...I SURE did.
Did you miss what maggie posted about ethics/morals when the subject was dealing with did you ever cheat on a boyfriend/husband/etc???
I found that quite telling about MORE of her own personal LACK of ethics.
I understand hellen...that you only 'hang' with low-lifes....that's your choice. And I truly understand why you're all so 'popular' with one another. It's like the old saying goes....bird of a feather....and all you old hens have the same rock-bottom ethics/character etc. That brings you together in fellowship.
While the democratic party complains about everything THIS President does to protect our Nation:
What would a Democrat president have done at that point? Apparently, the answer is: Sit back and wait for the next terrorist attack.
Ann Coulter
posted on November 6, 2006 12:09:45 PM new
Hairy butts? YIKES!! WAY TOO FUNNY!!
Maggie, you're cracking me up......hahahahaha What a visual.
Lindak, you're always ranting about our low moral character when it's YOUR ass that got booted and now it's been kicked so hard it's melded with your face............ hahahaha
