posted on January 3, 2007 12:03:14 PM new
"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."
Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with Israel and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward "national suicide."
Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.
It's amazing and genuinely scary that millions of Americans listen to this nutball and give him money to boot.
posted on January 4, 2007 08:35:16 PM new
Growing up in a minister's home, I was amazed (and still am) to attribute to God everything good that happens in their lives. "I woke up late, but God allowed me to catch the bus on time." Etc.
Pat Robertson is hopeless.
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posted on January 5, 2007 04:25:17 AM new
"Praise the Lord and send the All Mighty Dollars old Pat says.'
I remember about 10 years ago some ass-hole minister out in Oklahoma somewhere claiming God told him if he didnt receive thousands of dollars,he was going to die.Well it worked, as he did receive huge sums of money.I dont know if it was Pat Robertson or some other jackass.
When someone claims they talked to God,ya know the scumbags a scam artist.Its people like these and Catholic Priests abusing young boys its no wonder people are getting away from religion.Ya have to wonder with Christ walking on water and the holly moses parting of the red sea, these people might have been the scam artists of their day.I knew that Jesus walking on water was all bullsh*t because I have two Puerto Ricans living down the street from me that have a first name of "Jesus" I have an inground pool in my back yard and asked them to walk across it.They both fell in.Being the fact that I kept mis-pronouncing their first name didnt help the situation.I kept calling them Jesus and they kept insisting it was "hey-Seuss" Needless to say,they havent been back since.
When I was growing up,I was taught that Jesus died on the cross for our sins.Well I can tell ya that was a wasted effort,after 2,000 years, the place still sucks.
Now Im going back to Ebay,and pray to God that all my Ebay stuff will sell and Ebay will actually lower fees,Vendio will forget to send my bill,and I bought 5 tickets to the 100 million lottery this morning and I will be the sole winner.
Some how I have a strange feeling that my prayers will not be answered.
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posted on January 5, 2007 08:00:45 AM new
that was Oral Roberts I think classic...and you're right, the suckers fell for it big time..fools and their money....
posted on January 5, 2007 09:45:23 AM new
I have been looking very closely at my morning toast, my hamburger bun, or heck anything that may miraculously have an image Jesus, Ali, or George Clooney (grin)
I will find one eventually, sell it on eBay -- then snooze in a hot tub in the Bahamas.
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posted on January 5, 2007 09:49:13 AM new
Jimmy Swagger in his hey day. Classic probably knows Jimmy was Jerry Lee Lewis's (great balls of fire) cousin.
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Beepa.. also (no kidding) Jerry Lee Lewis, Jimmy Swaggart, and Mickey Gilley are all first cousins.
I always liked to hear Jerry Lee and Mickey Gilley play piano and sing.
Care nothing for the gig Swaggart chose.Crying pathetic Swaggert (of course he pulled in the dough)
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posted on January 5, 2007 11:24:34 AM new
Jimmy Swaggart, yea I remember him-that crying, sniveling piece of crap,man is he pathetic or what.I didnt know Jerry Lees Lewis was his cousin.Well Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousin,must have been Swaggarts sister...cant make this sh*t up can ya.
I love it when they say when you die,you'll see the light at the tunnel...its probably the southbound Amtrak express..
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posted on January 5, 2007 02:30:05 PM new
deur1
I got a big kick out of watching Jimmy Swaggart before the tears. I thought he was very good at his act. Once the tears came I was all done with Jimmy.
posted on January 5, 2007 05:24:48 PM newIt's amazing and genuinely scary that millions of Americans listen to this nutball and give him money to boot.
I would like to see a graph of where most of his listners/viewers are located.
Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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