posted on January 29, 2007 02:14:12 AM new
Just got a new car last week,but had trouble with the damn radio,heres what happened.
I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara
Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!!!
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If you dont want to hear the truth....dont ask the question.
posted on January 29, 2007 07:01:35 AM new
Must be standard equipment on all new vehicles. I saw the same thing in the Lincoln dealership here a while back.
"When I talk to liberals, I don't expect them to understand my positions on various issues. I spend most of my time trying to help them understand their own." —Mike Adams
posted on January 29, 2007 08:06:34 PM newOhh.. I am so jealous.. I want a lexus!
And what would you be willing to do to get a Lexus?
"When I talk to liberals, I don't expect them to understand my positions on various issues. I spend most of my time trying to help them understand their own." —Mike Adams
posted on January 30, 2007 07:36:23 AM newWell it's a damn sure thing that I won't be using my feminine wiles or sexual bewitchery to get one... I wore them out years ago.
Guess you're SOL, then, aren't you?
"When I talk to liberals, I don't expect them to understand my positions on various issues. I spend most of my time trying to help them understand their own." —Mike Adams
posted on January 30, 2007 11:10:10 AM newOh heavens no, I usually end up getting what I want, it's just a matter of time
Like that big screen TV? I remember all the noise about that.
"When I talk to liberals, I don't expect them to understand my positions on various issues. I spend most of my time trying to help them understand their own." —Mike Adams
posted on January 30, 2007 12:25:01 PM new
Oh..you mean that big Plasma TV that's hanging on my family room wall? Yes, I am really enjoying it. Bear..you know damn well that you would treat me like the princess I am if you were my prince..
[ edited by bebeboom on Jan 30, 2007 12:25 PM ]
posted on January 30, 2007 05:48:55 PM newyou would treat me like the princess
Princess or PRIESTESS?
"When I talk to liberals, I don't expect them to understand my positions on various issues. I spend most of my time trying to help them understand their own." —Mike Adams
