posted on April 5, 2007 07:49:25 AM
I do, and frequently.....
He's talking about with someone other than yourself and the Eveready bunny.
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A woman( I,m not going to call her Cathy) was shopping at her local supermarket
where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the
conveyor belt to check out, a old man was standing
behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her
purchases, the man calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this
proclamation, but she was intrigued by the man's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she
said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely
correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The man replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.George S. Patton
Are YOU a Bunghole?