posted on April 17, 2007 08:09:01 PM new
Voiceover: Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius
Background Singer: Real Men of Genius!
Voiceover: Today we salute you, Mr. "We need to deploy 20,000 more troops to Iraq" guy.
Background Singer: Mr. "We need to deploy 20,000 more troops to Iraq" guy! Voiceover: You've brought the Iraqis the real American Dream: car bombs, beheadings, and a decimated infrastructure that has left them without any hope for the future.
Background Singer: Pinch me I'm dreaming!
Voiceover: Taking war profiteering to a new level, and armed with a carte blanche from Congress, you've frittered away over $300 billion of taxpayer dollars while enriching the Military-Industrial Complex.
Background Singer: Feeding frenzy!
Voiceover: If there's a no-bid contract, you'll award it to a crony. If there's sectarian violence, you'll blame Al-Qaeda. But as long as there's democracy over there, well, then everything's going to be okay.
Background Singer: Thank God for democracy!
Voiceover: So crack open a nice, cold Bud Light, Chimpleton-in-Chief, because despite a few thousand body bags already on your conscience, you have no problem asking for more patience and patriotism in the face of further sacrifice.
Background Singer: Mr. "We need to deploy 20,000 more troops to Iraq" guy!
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Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
---------------------------------- The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
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